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Sarah Jessica Parker 6/13/2007
A wlks into a bar and sits down next to Sarah Jessica
Parker. say's "Why the long face?
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1 Votes
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more jokes from the net 6/13/2007
THE SMARTER SEX A women and a man are involved in a car accident,
"it's a bad one both of their car's are totally
demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt after
they crawl out of their car's the woman says "so
you're a man thats interesting i'm a woman Wow
just look at are car's there's nothing left but
fortunately ...
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That lucky old lady ... 6/13/2007
Old mother hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor dog
a bone, but when she bent over rover took over cause he had
a bone of his own!
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3 Votes
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Games Adult Play Part 2 6/13/2007
Games Adult Play Part 2 This game is known as musical chair. It is an ideal game for
6 or more couples. This game has two versions one male and
other female. In the female version the female participants
are one less than the males. The remaining female conducts
the game. The females are equivalent to chairs in the musical
chair game. The females and males all get naked. The females
sit in the ...
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2 Votes
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Games Adult Play Part 2 6/13/2007
Games Adult Play Part 2 This game is known as musical chair. It is an ideal game for
6 or more couples. This game has two versions one male and
other female. In the female version the female participants
are one less than the males. The remaining female conducts
the game. The females are equivalent to chairs in the musical
chair game. The females and males all get naked. The females
sit in the ...
0 Comments, 53 Views,
1 Votes
,5.00 Score
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That damm light bulb again? 6/13/2007
How many lesbians does it take to screw in a light bulb ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ...
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Your Next trip by plane... 6/13/2007
The airliner pushed back from the gate, the flight attendant
gave the passengers the usual information regarding seat
belts, etc finally she said "Now sit back and enjoy
your trip while your captain, Judith Campbell, and crew
take you safely to your destination ...
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Cock Talk 6/13/2007
just before a sexual intercourse commences, a short conversation
between the penis and testicles Penis said to testicles
"he buddies, i'll go in first, you hang around"
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ICE CREAM 6/13/2007
A LADY GOES TO BUY A PAIR OF SHOES AND SHE SITS DOWN TO HAVE
HER SHOES FITTED BY THE MALE SHOP ASSISTANT SHE REALISES
SHE FORGOT TO WEAR ANY PANTIES THE ASSISTANT LOOKS UP HER
SKIRT AND TELLS HER HE WOULD LIKE TO FILL HER PUSSY WITH ICE
CREAM AND THEN LICK IT ALL UP ENRAGED SHE JUMPS UP AND RETURNS
HOME SHE TELLS HER HUSBAND WHAT HAPPENED AND HE WALKS TOWARDS
...
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A different kind of blow job 6/13/2007
A med student is sitting at a bar when he notices a pretty
face down at the end. After sipping his beer, he notices
there are two identical pretty faces and tells the bartender
to give them each a drink, on him. "After all, two beauties...increase
my chances". After a bit he goes over to the sisters only to discover that
they are Siamese twins. He is taken aback momentarily,
but then remembers ...
0 Comments, 80 Views,
2 Votes
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lesbian frogs 6/12/2007
what did the lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?
Damm, we do taste like chicken
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2 Votes
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Another blonde joke..... 6/12/2007
Q:whats the first thing a blonde does when she gets up in
the morning? A: she gets dressed and goes home
0 Comments, 32 Views,
2 Votes
,0.34 Score
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Dumb Blonde 6/12/2007
Realizing her house was in fire the paniced blonde call
the fire department "Help Help" she cried my
house is on fire The experienced dispatcher said "OK
lady now tell us how to get there" The blonde repylied
"DUH! BIG RED TRUCK!"
0 Comments, 37 Views,
1 Votes
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Combinations 6/12/2007
what do you get when you cross a and a computer? A fucking
genius
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2 Votes
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How Many divorced men............... 6/12/2007
How many divorced men does it take to change a light bulb?
:none they don't have a house
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2 Votes
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Why did God create man first? 6/12/2007
do you know why God created man first? She needed a rough
draft of course!
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2 Votes
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OOH & AAH 6/12/2007
whats the difference between OOH & AAH? about 3 INCHES
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2 Votes
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HOBO 6/12/2007
whats the differance between a hobo and a homo? a hobo doesn't
have very many friends and a homo has friends up the ass
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1 Votes
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Two beers 6/12/2007
A guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender "give
me two beers "the bartender complys the proceeds
to drink one beer and pour the second beer all over his hand
the bartender says "what the hell are you doing"
The guy says "Trying to get my date drunk!
0 Comments, 36 Views,
2 Votes
,0.34 Score
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J.Lo and doorknobs 6/12/2007
what does J.Lo and a doorknobs have in common? Everyone
gets a turn
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3 Votes
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blonde 6/12/2007
whats an intelligent blonde? A golden retreiver
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3 Votes
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what have 6/12/2007
what have clouds and women got in common? when they fuck
off its a lovely day!
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2 Votes
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What did 6/12/2007
what did neil armstrong say when he landed on the moon? no
way a fucking cow jumped over here!
0 Comments, 9 Views,
3 Votes
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Riddle 6/12/2007
What gets longer when pulled?
Fits between the boobs?
Inserts neatly in a hole?
And works best when jerked?
Scroll down to find the answer......
...
1 Comments, 61 Views,
5 Votes
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the life of a penis 6/12/2007
i've got one eye my hair is a mess my relatives are nuts
my neighbour's an arsehole my best friend is a cunt
n my owner is a wanker
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1 Votes
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Fore blonds and a new car 6/12/2007
one blond gets a new car and invites three friends over to
see it then they all decide to go shopping at the mall after
a full day of shopping they come back out to the car the drivey
says HO HO i've locked the keys in the car what are we
going to do! well says one of the passingers we could break
a window the driver says no we can't do that its my new
car and i'm not going to sit on glass ...
1 Comments, 45 Views,
3 Votes
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why do men love blowjobs? 6/12/2007
cause its the only straight thing they can get into a womens
head
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2 Votes
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Talented Cow 6/12/2007
man: that's terrific that cow played the pioano and
that sang with with him what a great act Bartender:
they're not so hot man: what do you meen? Bartender:
that can't sing that cow is a ventroloquist!
0 Comments, 21 Views,
2 Votes
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Another good one 6/12/2007
what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? Hold on to
your nuts this is going to be a hell of a blow job
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funny one 6/12/2007
what do a gay man and a bungee jumper have in common? if the
rubber breaks they are both in deep shit
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