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Cock_Thruster 62 M 60  Articles	Blonde caught speeding.   7/21/2007 A Policeman pulls a blonde in a sports car over for speeding and is trying to explain to her what and where her driver's license might be. After she eventually gives him her driver's license, he asks for registration. Getting another blank blonde look from her, he explains, "It's that little piece of paper you get with your car and you keep it in the glove compartment." ... 0 Comments, 50 Views, 6 Votes ,5.07 Score
Cock_Thruster 62 M 60  Articles	A blondes job interview.   7/21/2007 A young blonde woman goes to an office for a job interview . The interviewer decides to start with the basics. "So, miss, can you tell us your age, please?" The blonde counts carefully on her fingers for about 3 seconds before replying "Ehh... 23!". The interviewer tries another straight forward one to break the ice. "And can you tell us your height, please?" The young lady ... 0 Comments, 64 Views, 5 Votes ,5.75 Score
Cock_Thruster 62 M 60  Articles	In love with the teacher.   7/21/2007 A pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students. Taking him aside after class one day, she asked, "Little Johnny, why has your school work been so poor lately?" "I'm in love, " the boy replied. Holding back an urge to smile, she asked, "With whom?" "With you, " he said. "But Johnny, " she said gently, "don't you see how silly that is? It's true that ... 0 Comments, 61 Views, 6 Votes ,5.36 Score
Cock_Thruster 62 M 60  Articles	Bags & Bitches.   7/21/2007 Little Johnny and his father were walking down the street one day, and two ladies bumped into one another in front of them. The one lady looked at the other and slapped her across the face. "You bitch, " yelled the one lady. Stunned, the lady that was slapped yelled out, "You bag." Little Johnny, never heard those words before, turns to his dad. "Dad, what are bags and ... 0 Comments, 56 Views, 5 Votes ,5.75 Score
Cock_Thruster 62 M 60  Articles	Can you tell what it is?   7/21/2007 One day in class the teacher brought a bag full of fruit. "Now class, I'm going to reach into the bag and describe a piece of fruit, and you tell what fruit I'm talking about. Okay, first: it's round, plumb and red." Of course, Johnny raised his hand high, but the teacher, wisely ignored him and picked Deborah, who promptly answered: "An apple." "No Deborah, it's a beet, ... 0 Comments, 42 Views, 6 Votes ,5.36 Score
Cock_Thruster 62 M 60  Articles	Sex with the teacher.   7/21/2007 One day little Johnny comes home one day from school and his mom asks him how his day was. He replies, "Mom, today I had sex with the teacher!" Immediately she was angry. She said, "just wait 'till your dad gets home, he's going to be very mad at you. Go to your room!" So the boy goes to his room and finally his dad is home and comes up to the room. The boy tells his dad ... 0 Comments, 66 Views, 7 Votes ,5.33 Score
Cock_Thruster 62 M 60  Articles	Jesus Christ!   7/21/2007 A Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth. He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that He grew up, etc. So he asked his class, "Where is Jesus today?" Steven raised his hand and said, "He's in ... 0 Comments, 41 Views, 5 Votes ,5.10 Score
Cock_Thruster 62 M 60  Articles	Beautiful!   7/21/2007 One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands for who could use the word 'beautiful' in the same sentence twice. First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it." "Very good, Suzie, " replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael. "My mommy ... 0 Comments, 41 Views, 3 Votes ,3.43 Score
Cock_Thruster 62 M 60  Articles	I like the way you're thinking!!   7/21/2007 Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question. "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left ?" "None.", replied Johnny. "'cause the rest would fly away." "Well, the answer is four, " said the teacher. "But I like the way you are thinking." Little Johnny ... 0 Comments, 28 Views, 2 Votes ,1.73 Score
Cock_Thruster 62 M 60  Articles	Little Johnnys Train   7/21/2007 One day little Johnny was playing with his toy train and it was going round and round when he stoped it he said, "all you sons of bitches getting on get on, and all you sons of bitches gettin off get off." His mother comes in and says, "What did you say young man? Go to your room and think about what you said." So after 4 hours his mother comes and says, "Come eat some ... 0 Comments, 27 Views, 3 Votes ,3.43 Score
rm_mozomo1975 56 C 5  Articles	THE JEWELLERY SHOP   7/21/2007 A lady walks into a high class Jewellery shop. She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely she inadvertently breaks wind. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now. As she turns around, her ... 0 Comments, 50 Views, 2 Votes ,4.50 Score
Ask me for a photo rm_emanon25 45 M 2  Articles	The two woodpeckers   7/20/2007 A Hawaii woodpecker and a California woodpecker were arguing about which place had the toughest trees. The Hawaii woodpecker said Hawaii had a tree that no woodpecker could peck. The California woodpecker accepted his challenge, and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem. The Hawaiian woodpecker was in awe. The California woodpecker then challenged the Hawaiian woodpecker to ... 1 Comments, 89 Views, 7 Votes ,4.31 Score
rockin88 54 M 10  Articles	Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven   7/19/2007 Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven.At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says, "Sisters, you all led such exemplary lives that the Lord is granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you wish to be.The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren;"And *poof* she's gone. The second says, "I want to be Madonna and *poof* she's gone.The third says, "I want to be Sara ... 0 Comments, 151 Views, 7 Votes ,4.57 Score
Kyguy2playwith 46 M 8  Articles	What do you like best about a woman?   7/19/2007 Three guys are discussing women. "I like to watch a woman's tits best, " the first guy says. The second says "I like to look at a woman's ass." He asks the third guy "What about you?". "Me? I prefer to see the top of her head." ... 2 Comments, 171 Views, 11 Votes ,5.60 Score
Kyguy2playwith 46 M 8  Articles	How does a women hold her liquor?   7/19/2007 How does a women hold her liquor? By the ears. 1 Comments, 78 Views, 5 Votes ,4.77 Score
rm_hotbtweenlgs 69 C 24  Articles	Jokes   7/19/2007 **Professer asked "Do u know what your asshole is doing while ur havin an orgasam? Young women replied "Probably deerhuntin with his buddies. ____________________________________ **3 things in life a girl needs: Love 2make her weak, Alcohol to make her strong & Best Friends when both make her hit the floor. _______________________________________ Some girls beg, some ... 2 Comments, 65 Views, 8 Votes ,4.17 Score
Ask me for a photo fun2Bwith0069 59 F 27  Articles	The Frog and the Golfer   7/19/2007 A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron" The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. Again, he hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron." He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts the club away, and grabs a 9 ... 1 Comments, 76 Views, 5 Votes ,3.80 Score
Cock_Thruster 62 M 60  Articles	Sniffing!   7/19/2007 A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu. "I'm sorry sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from the previous customer, I'll smell it and order from there." A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish pile and picks up a greasy fork. He ... 0 Comments, 108 Views, 14 Votes ,4.90 Score
Cock_Thruster 62 M 60  Articles	Naughty Nuns!   7/19/2007 One day there were four nuns in line for confessional. The first nun said, "Forgive me, father, for I have sinned." He asked how. She said "I saw a man's private part." He told her to wash her eyes with holy water. The second nun comes in and says, "Forgive me, father, for I have sinned." He asked how. "I touched a man's private parts." He told her to wash her hands in holy ... 0 Comments, 115 Views, 15 Votes ,4.97 Score
Cock_Thruster 62 M 60  Articles	Doggie Style!   7/19/2007 Two friends were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. "Do you and your wife ever do it doggie style?" asked the one. "Well, not exactly." his friend replied, "she's more into the trick aspect of it." "Oh, I see, kinky, huh?" "Well, not exactly - I sit up and beg and she rolls over and plays dead."... 0 Comments, 121 Views, 13 Votes ,4.65 Score
Cock_Thruster 62 M 60  Articles	Where Boys put Their Dicks!   7/19/2007 A comes home from school and asks her mother "Is it true what Rita just told me? Babies come out of the same place where boys put their dicks?" "Yes, dear" replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up and she wouldn't have to explain it to her . "But then when I have a baby, " responded the "won't it knock my teeth out?"... 0 Comments, 133 Views, 13 Votes ,4.99 Score
Cock_Thruster 62 M 60  Articles	Pussy & Bitch!   7/19/2007 A comes home from school and says to his mom, "Mom I've got a problem." She says "Tell me." He tells her that the boys at school are using 2 words he doesn't understand. She asks him what they are. He says "well, pussy and bitch". She says "Oh That's no big deal, pussy is a cat like our little Mittens, and bitch is a female like our Sandy." He thanks her and goes to visit ... 0 Comments, 131 Views, 14 Votes ,5.22 Score
Cock_Thruster 62 M 60  Articles	The Ladder to Success!   7/19/2007 One day, Harry came upon a big, long ladder that stretched into the clouds. He'd walked this way every day and this ladder was never there before. Curious and brave, he began to climb. Eventually, he climbed into the layer of clouds, and saw this rather large, homely woman lying there on a cloud. She spoke: "Take me now or climb the ladder to success!" Harry figured success ... 0 Comments, 79 Views, 11 Votes ,4.29 Score
Cock_Thruster 62 M 60  Articles	Swallow or I'll Shoot!!   7/19/2007 A masked man goes into a sperm bank, points a gun at the woman behind the counter, and says, "Open the safe." She says, "This isn't a real bank, it's a sperm bank." He says, "Open the safe or I'll shoot." She opens the safe, and he says, "Now take one of the bottles and drink it." After she opens the bottle and drinks it, he takes off his mask and the woman realizes the ... 0 Comments, 74 Views, 13 Votes ,4.82 Score
Cock_Thruster 62 M 60  Articles	Magical Cock Sucker?   7/19/2007 A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spent £5, 000 and 2 weeks later looking like a film star he feels really good about the result. On his way home one day he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper. Before leaving he says to the salesman, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?" "About 35, " was the reply. "I'm actually 57, " the ... 0 Comments, 74 Views, 11 Votes ,4.85 Score
Cock_Thruster 62 M 60  Articles	Turning to .   7/19/2007 A couple were having financial problems until finally they couldn't stand it any more. The husband said to his wife that is was necessary for her to make some money through to get by. So the husband drove her to the place where she had to do the job and in the evening he picked her up again. "So, how much have you earned today?" the husband asked. "Well", the woman ... 0 Comments, 78 Views, 9 Votes ,4.71 Score
Cock_Thruster 62 M 60  Articles	Girls Drunken Night Out.   7/19/2007 Last week, I was invited for a night out with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight. "I promise, " were my last words. The hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily and around 3 a.m. we piled into a cab and headed to our respective homes, quite inebriated. Just as I walked through the door, the cuckoo clock in the ... 0 Comments, 109 Views, 10 Votes ,5.18 Score
Cock_Thruster 62 M 60  Articles	Fishing? Blowjob?? or Anal Sex???   7/19/2007 One bright sunny morning, a husband turns to his lovely wife and says, "We're going fishing this weekend, you, me and the dog." The wife grimaces, "But I don't like fishing!" "Look! We're going fishing and that's final." "Do I have to go fishing with you... I really don't want to go!" she complains "Right" he says "I'll give you three choices... 1 You come fishing with me ... 0 Comments, 79 Views, 10 Votes ,4.18 Score
Cock_Thruster 62 M 60  Articles	Sex on the Dining Table!   7/19/2007 Steve's bought himself a new motorcycle. The only problem being it's missing a seal, so whenever it rains he has to smear vaseline over the spot where the seal should be. Anyway, his girlfriend is having him over for dinner to meet her parents. He drives his new bike to her parents house, where she is outside waiting for him. "No matter what happens at dinner tonight, ... 0 Comments, 63 Views, 8 Votes ,4.41 Score
Cock_Thruster 62 M 60  Articles	Shagging the Mailman!   7/19/2007 It was the mailmans last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighbourhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope. At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The family at ... 0 Comments, 61 Views, 9 Votes ,4.71 Score