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Monday blues 1/21/2020
Blue blues
2 Comments, 25 Views,
19 Votes
,2.07 Score
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First video 1/20/2020
I watched my first porno the other night....damn I was young
back thrn!
0 Comments, 13 Views,
8 Votes
,3.01 Score
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cave man pussy 1/20/2020
why did cave men drag their women around by their hair? <br><br>
they learned the hard what that if they dragged them by their
feet that the pussy would fill up with dirt
1 Comments, 34 Views,
13 Votes
,2.47 Score
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Points 1/17/2020
Yup, just one of those I need points posts
1 Comments, 12 Views,
8 Votes
,4.41 Score
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joke toke 1/17/2020
two rabies walk into a bar
1 Comments, 44 Views,
8 Votes
,1.86 Score
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I trhought you were my wife ! 1/13/2020
A man drunk as a skunk walked into a bar and, after staring
for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked
over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling
her.
She jumped up and slapped him silly.
He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm
sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like
her."
"Why you drunken, worthless, ...
13 Comments, 256 Views,
34 Votes
,5.04 Score
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The first blonde guy joke 1/13/2020
The first blonde guy joke?
The very first ever Blonde GUY joke..... And well worth
the wait!
An Irishman , a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction
work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, 'Corned
beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more
time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this ...
10 Comments, 277 Views,
23 Votes
,5.23 Score
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Ass Joke 1/13/2020
If someone puts a cock up your ass and you don't feel
it, did it happen.
1 Comments, 14 Views,
8 Votes
,2.32 Score
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Two gay guys 1/10/2020
TWo gay guys walking past a funeral home. One guy asks the
the other guy .....want to go in for a cold one?
1 Comments, 14 Views,
6 Votes
,2.23 Score
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Why did the chicken cross the road? 1/10/2020
Because he wasn't cooked!  Ok I just needed ...
1 Comments, 5 Views,
1 Votes
,5.00 Score
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Knock Knock... Who's there? 1/10/2020
Points!... Points who! Do you have any because I sure dont!
1 Comments, 6 Views,
2 Votes
,1.04 Score
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how many fucks can a wood chuck fuck? 1/8/2020
about 1 or 2 id guess.
3 Comments, 11 Views,
6 Votes
,1.66 Score
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This site, does it count as a joke? 1/8/2020
they keep increasing points left and right making it nearly
impossible . other options is and they
and $240/year ! lol GTFO !!
1 Comments, 19 Views,
13 Votes
,3.81 Score
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Jelly and Jam 1/8/2020
What is difference between jelly and jam? <br><br>
Answer: You cant jelly a cock down someone's throat.
2 Comments, 15 Views,
7 Votes
,2.53 Score
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Sex Computer 1/8/2020
What’s the difference between a woman and a computer?
Computers don’t laugh at 3.5″ floppies
1 Comments, 8 Views,
6 Votes
,1.66 Score
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Doctor visit 1/8/2020
Doctor walks into the office and tells his man patient,
I have some bad news, you are going to have to stop masturbating.
The patient said, I don't understand, Why? Doctor: Because I am trying to examine you.
1 Comments, 15 Views,
7 Votes
,2.53 Score
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classic oldie 1/8/2020
Aunt Molly went to her local grocer to buy her favorite summer
sausage to serve at the holidays. She served it as usual
but her guests complained that it just wasn't very
good. The next week back at the shop she asked the butcher
what's with the sausage , it just wasn't as good
as it had always been. He told her " at this time it was
hard to make both ends meat !
1 Comments, 37 Views,
10 Votes
,2.59 Score
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A Joke 1/8/2020
I was accused of getting some on the side. I said it has been
so long since I had any. I didn't know they had moved
it.
2 Comments, 18 Views,
8 Votes
,2.09 Score
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Doctor visit 1/7/2020
Doctor walks into the office and tells his man patient,
I have some bad news, you are going to have to stop masturbating.
The patient said, I don't understand, Why? Doctor: Because I am trying to examine you.
1 Comments, 12 Views,
6 Votes
,0.23 Score
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what do you call a zebra with no legs 1/7/2020
a Savannah sandwich.
1 Comments, 11 Views,
8 Votes
,0.93 Score
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Mono or stereo? 1/6/2020
For earsex? You like both ears? Or just they should change
hetero and homo to monosexual and stereosexual, but audiosex
it would pertain better, thanks!
1 Comments, 11 Views,
7 Votes
,0.75 Score
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4 the points 1/6/2020
Need the points
1 Comments, 10 Views,
5 Votes
,2.49 Score
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Wish I had unlimited points.. 1/6/2020
Thats notta joke..
1 Comments, 7 Views,
4 Votes
,2.86 Score
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Timbuktu 1/3/2020
The National Poetry Contest had come down semifinalists:
a Yale graduate and a redneck from Wyoming. They were given
a word, then allowed minutes study the word and come
up with a poem that contained the word. The word they were
given was Timbuktu. First recite his poem was the Yale
graduate. He stepped the microphone and said: <br><br>
Slowly across the desert sand Trekked a ...
1 Comments, 47 Views,
7 Votes
,2.53 Score
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What’s harder 1/1/2020
Lol so what’s harder to get points or pussy 😂😂😂🤦🏿♂️
2 Comments, 23 Views,
13 Votes
,3.98 Score
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Why don't vegan girls moan during sex? 1/1/2020
Because they don't want to admit that a piece of meat
gave them such pleasure.
1 Comments, 8 Views,
2 Votes
,1.73 Score
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Jokes get chicks 12/27/2019
All girls love a funny guy so starting joking and get screwing
1 Comments, 10 Views,
8 Votes
,3.71 Score
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snail buys a car 12/26/2019
So a snail is at a car dealership looking to by a car and the
dealer shows him several models before the snail sees nice
used BMW he likes. Of course the snail barter over price
and the snail finally saids, "Ok I will buy the car,
but on one condition, you need to paint and 'S'
on the doors." Dealer asks, "why do you want
me to paint an "S" on the door?' Snail ...
1 Comments, 35 Views,
12 Votes
,4.04 Score
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Hilarious 12/26/2019
I asked the wife why she married me. She said "It's
'cos you are so funny". I said, "Oh, I thought
it was 'cos I was great in bed". "See"
she replied, "You're fuckin hilarious"......
3 Comments, 40 Views,
22 Votes
,3.49 Score
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Xmas classic joke 12/25/2019
What is the difference between a snowman & a snow woman?
...
3 Comments, 58 Views,
16 Votes
,2.69 Score
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