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Articles by wannatry4sum

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Female Hormones and Beer   10/18/2012

Scientists have revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.

To prove their theory, the scientists gave 100 men 24 bottles of beer each.

The scientists observed that


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Jesus and the Democrat   10/15/2012

A Republican man in a wheelchair, entered a restaurant one afternoon

and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. He looked across the

restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus sitting ove


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My Dog   1/8/2012

Please be advised I am sick and tired of receiving questions about my who mauled six illegal aliens wearing Obama tee shirts, four Democrats wearing Pelosi tee shirts, two rappers, nine teenagers with


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Generous   11/26/2011

A man returning home a day early from a business trip got into a taxi at the airport.

It was after midnight.

While en route to his home, he asked the cabby if he would be a witness.


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Possibly Offensive, but funny anyway   10/1/2011

Wife says to husband, “If you start riding that new bicycle I bought for you to work, we can get rid of the second car.” He replies, “If you take it up the ass and let me cum on your face, we ca


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Approval Ratings   8/24/2011

Obama's approval rating is SO low,















Kenyans are starting to accuse him of being born in America


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Timely Limerick   6/26/2011

There once was a pervert named Weiner Who had a perverted demeanor Forced from the Hill For acting like Bill Now Congress is one weiner leaner.


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Just a Little   6/8/2011

Husband says to wife, "I was in the mood for a little pussy this morning, but yours will have to do."





Then the fight began...


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Delivery room   1/16/2011

A Redneck got to the hospital as his wife was having a baby.

Upon arriving,

The Nurse says

"Congratulations,

Your wife has had quints,

5 big baby boys


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The first blonde guy joke   12/30/2010

The first blonde guy joke?

The very first ever Blonde GUY joke..... And well worth the wait!

An Irishman , a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on t


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Montana Cowboy   12/28/2010

A Baptist Preacher was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Montana.

After the plane took off, the cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was br


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Senior Moments   11/6/2010

What do old lady's panties smell like?






































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Secret Service   12/6/2008

Did you hear about the press release from the Secret Service? They announced that they are going to have to set some critter traps around the White House.








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Secret Service Press Release   12/5/2008

Did you hear the press release from the Secret Service recently?

They've reported that they are going to have to set some critter traps around the White House.



Appara


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