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Love is in the Air   8/12/2007

> One night , after the couple had retired for > > > > The night, the women became aware that her husband > > > > Was touching her in a most unusual manner. He > > > > Started by running his hand acro


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Why Men Are Happier   8/12/2007

Why Men are just happier people. What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snac


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Priceless Hangover   5/21/2007

>> >> > >> >Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after the night at a business >>function. >> >He forces himself to open his eyes and the first thing he sees is a >>couple >> >of aspirins next to a glas


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Italian (I mean Sicilian) Logic   5/21/2007

An old Italian Mafia "Don" is dying and he calls his grandson to his bed.

"Lissin-a me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome plated 38 revolver so you always remember me."

"But grandpa,


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The Cloest   2/8/2007

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year-old comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.
The woman's husban


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Home for the Thanksgiving   12/4/2006

An man in Phoenix calls his in New York and says, "Rick, I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough." "Pop, what


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Ma & PA Kettle go to New York   11/28/2006

Ma & Pa Kettlr go to New York with 2 or the . They wander in to Macys for a little site seein when Pa & Junior see this hugh silver wall. Junior says "Pa What do suppose that thar silver wall is?


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What Women really think   11/26/2006

35% 0f all Women think their ass is too big
40% of all Women think the ass is just right
and
25% of all women said it didn't matter, they married them anyway


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Only Smart People Can Read   11/20/2006

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The Advice columist   11/20/2006

Dear Ann Landers,
I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been


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