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Even more funny ones   1/9/2017

Q: Why is being in the military like a blow-job? A. The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.

Q: What do you call a guy who cries while he masturbates? A: A tearjerker.

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mutualpleasure83 47 M
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More funny ones   1/9/2017

Q: What's the difference between a penis and a bonus? A: Your wife will always blow your bonus!



Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree? A: Hold on to your nuts, this


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mutualpleasure83 47 M
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Autopsy professor   9/26/2016

An autopsy professor was giving an introductory lecture to a class of students. Standing over a corpse, he addressed the class. 'There are two things you need to make a career in medical forensics. Fi


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mutualpleasure83 47 M
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Ski Lodge   9/14/2016

Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren’t enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, “I had this wild, vivid dream of getti


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mutualpleasure83 47 M
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Local Ad   9/14/2016

A woman places an ad in the local newspaper. “Looking for a man with three qualifications: won’t beat me up, won’t run away from me, and is great in bed.” Two days later her doorbell rings.


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Why did I get divorced?   9/12/2016

Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my . I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthda


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What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit?   9/6/2016

A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.


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