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My Saturday night from heaven   5/19/2006

It was just another normal Saturday night with the normal people in the normal pubs and I was getting sick of it. I had gone out under protest anyway and really didn't feel like joining in with th


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The Free Beer   5/16/2005

A new guy in town walks into a bar and reads a sign that hangs over the bar: FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS THE TEST! So the guy asks the bartender what the test is. <br> Bartender:


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To Hell   5/16/2005

A man dies and goes to Hell. The devil greets him, "You may choose which room you wish to enter. Whichever you choose, the person in that room will switch with you. They'll go to heaven and you'll


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Sex Problem   5/16/2005

A bloke goes to the doctor and says, "I got this sex problem, doc". "Well", says the quack, "Tell me about your average day". "Well, it all starts in the middle of the night. My wife always wakes


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Pussy And Bitch   5/16/2005

A comes home from school and says to his mom, "Mom I've got a problem." She says "Tell me." He tells her that the boys at school are using 2 words he doesn't understand. She asks him what they a


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TOP FATAL THINGS TO SAY TO PREGNANT WIFE   5/16/2005

17. "I finished the Oreo's." <br> 16. "Not to imply anything, but I don't think the weighs forty pounds." <br> 15. "Y'know, looking at her, you'd never guess that Pamela Lee had


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40TH WEDDING ANNIVERSARY   5/16/2005

A man and a woman were married for 40 years. When they first got married the man said, "I am putting a box under the bed. You must promise never to look in it." In all their 40 years of marriage th


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CURE FOR HEADACHES   5/16/2005

A man was suffering from severe headaches for years with no relief. After trying all the usual cures he was referred to a headache specialist by his family doctor. <br> The specialist aske


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Orally pleasing a woman   5/16/2005

Giving a woman amazing orgasms is not hard. This is one of the easiest techniques to give her shuddering orgasms when you go down onher. <br> Simply put: Suck on her clit! Spread her ups


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CAUGHT CHEATING   5/16/2005

A woman came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. <br> With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged her husband down the stairs to the garage and put his


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MARRIAGE QUOTES BY MEN   5/16/2005

* I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. <br> * It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer. <br> * Losi


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To Vasectomy, Or Not?   5/16/2005

Is it worth it? <br> Pros: Never Worry About Pregnancy Again!!! Never deal with condoms, pills, etc... <br> Cons: Possibly never have . Still have to worry about STD's a


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