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Articles by Cock_Thruster

Cock_Thruster 62 M
60  Articles
Wanking Competition   3/9/2008

A man with no arms entered a wanking competition.

He didn't cum anywhere!
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0 Comments, 51 Views, 15 Votes ,4.82 Score
Cock_Thruster 62 M
60  Articles
How to make your wife scream during sex   1/14/2008

Q. How do you make your wife/girlfriend scream while having sex?

A. Call her and tell her.
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0 Comments, 109 Views, 15 Votes ,4.82 Score
Cock_Thruster 62 M
60  Articles
The difference between love & herpes   1/14/2008

Q. What's the difference between love and herpes?

A. Love doesn't last forever.
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0 Comments, 26 Views, 15 Votes ,4.82 Score
Cock_Thruster 62 M
60  Articles
Caught in the Act!   9/26/2007

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her Husband is at work.



Her 9 year old comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the Bedroom cupboa



0 Comments, 139 Views, 15 Votes ,4.82 Score
Cock_Thruster 62 M
60  Articles
Honeymooners   7/24/2007

The newlyweds are in their honeymoon room and the groom decides to let the bride know where she stands right from the start of the marriage.

He proceeds to take off h



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Cock_Thruster 62 M
60  Articles
Kentucky fried chicken   7/24/2007

Q. Why are women like Kentucky Fried Chicken? A. After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in....


0 Comments, 39 Views, 15 Votes ,4.82 Score
Cock_Thruster 62 M
60  Articles
Oral sex & Anal sex   7/24/2007

Q. What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? A. Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak....


0 Comments, 68 Views, 15 Votes ,4.82 Score
Cock_Thruster 62 M
60  Articles
Bungee Jumping & Hookers   7/24/2007

Q. What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common? A. They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed....


0 Comments, 24 Views, 15 Votes ,4.82 Score
Cock_Thruster 62 M
60  Articles
Wonder Bra   7/24/2007

Q. Why is it called a Wonder Bra? A. When she takes it off, you wonder where her tits went....


0 Comments, 28 Views, 15 Votes ,4.82 Score
Cock_Thruster 62 M
60  Articles
Yankee   7/24/2007

Q. What's the definition of a Yankee? A. Same thing as a ''quickie'', only you do it yourself....


0 Comments, 21 Views, 15 Votes ,4.82 Score
Cock_Thruster 62 M
60  Articles
Why men die first.   7/24/2007

Q. Why do men die before their wives? A. They want to....


0 Comments, 40 Views, 15 Votes ,4.82 Score
Cock_Thruster 62 M
60  Articles
How to make your wife scream!   7/24/2007

Q. How do you make your wife scream while having sex? A. Call her and tell her....


0 Comments, 87 Views, 15 Votes ,4.82 Score
Cock_Thruster 62 M
60  Articles
Thanksgiving   7/24/2007

Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys? A. We'd eat pussy every Thanksgiving....


0 Comments, 20 Views, 15 Votes ,4.82 Score
Cock_Thruster 62 M
60  Articles
Lesbian Frogs   7/24/2007

Q. What did the two lesbian frogs say to each other? A. WE DO TASTE LIKE CHICKEN!...


0 Comments, 16 Views, 15 Votes ,4.82 Score
Cock_Thruster 62 M
60  Articles
Whats the difference   7/24/2007

Q. What's the difference between a wife and a wheelie bin? A. You only have to take out a wheelie bin once a week....


0 Comments, 16 Views, 15 Votes ,4.82 Score
Cock_Thruster 62 M
60  Articles
Which is Worse?   7/24/2007

Q. What's worse than getting by Jack the Ripper? A. Getting fingered by Captain Hook....


0 Comments, 20 Views, 15 Votes ,4.82 Score
Cock_Thruster 62 M
60  Articles
Odd one out   7/24/2007

Q. What doesn't belong in this list : Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob? A. Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob....


0 Comments, 16 Views, 15 Votes ,4.82 Score
Cock_Thruster 62 M
60  Articles
Washing Machine   7/24/2007

Q. What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine? A. You can bung your load in a washing machine and it won't call you a week later....


0 Comments, 21 Views, 15 Votes ,4.82 Score
Cock_Thruster 62 M
60  Articles
Rubics Cube   7/24/2007

Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get....


0 Comments, 17 Views, 15 Votes ,4.82 Score
Cock_Thruster 62 M
60  Articles
Penis & Bonus   7/24/2007

Whats the difference between a penis and a bonus? your wife will always blow your bonus!...


0 Comments, 24 Views, 15 Votes ,4.82 Score
Cock_Thruster 62 M
60  Articles
The ages of a woman.   7/21/2007

1. Between the ages of 16 and 18, she is like Africa, virgin and unexplored.

2. Between the ages of 19 and 35, she is like Asia, hot and exotic.

3. Between the



0 Comments, 92 Views, 15 Votes ,4.82 Score
Cock_Thruster 62 M
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Make me feel like a WOMAN!!!   7/21/2007

On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in par


0 Comments, 95 Views, 15 Votes ,4.82 Score
Cock_Thruster 62 M
60  Articles
Hurricane names.   7/21/2007

Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women?

A: When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.
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0 Comments, 32 Views, 15 Votes ,4.82 Score
Cock_Thruster 62 M
60  Articles
Deathbed confession.   7/21/2007

Becky was on her deathbed with her husband, John, maintaining a steady vigil by her side. As he held her fragile hand, his warm tears ran silently down his face, splashed onto h


0 Comments, 96 Views, 15 Votes ,4.82 Score
Cock_Thruster 62 M
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What women really want!   7/21/2007

A man is walking down the beach and comes across an old bottle. He picks it up, pulls out the cork and out pops a genie. The genie says "Thank you for freeing me from the bottle


0 Comments, 90 Views, 15 Votes ,4.82 Score
Cock_Thruster 62 M
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Frozen to Death.   7/21/2007

Two men waiting at the Pearly Gates strike up a conversation. "How'd you die?" the first man asks the second. "I froze to death, " says the second. "That's awful, " says the fir


0 Comments, 69 Views, 15 Votes ,4.82 Score
Cock_Thruster 62 M
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Anatomy Class.   7/21/2007

A woman enroled in nursing school is attending an anatomy class. The subject of the day is involuntary muscles. The instructor, hoping to perk up the students a bit, asks the wo


0 Comments, 73 Views, 15 Votes ,4.82 Score
Cock_Thruster 62 M
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65 year old arse.   7/21/2007

A 65 year old woman is naked, jumping up and down on her bed laughing and singing. Her husband walks into the bedroom and sees her. He watches her awhile then says, "You look ri


0 Comments, 71 Views, 15 Votes ,4.82 Score
Cock_Thruster 62 M
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Keeping myself Pure.   7/21/2007

This guy in a bar notices a woman, always alone, who comes in on a fairly regular basis. After the second week, he made his move. "No thank you, " she said politely. "This may s


0 Comments, 68 Views, 15 Votes ,4.82 Score
Cock_Thruster 62 M
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Where's the lady of the house?   7/21/2007

A guy dials his home phone from work. A strange woman answers. The guy says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid.", answered the woman. "We don't have a maid!" "I was just hired th


0 Comments, 74 Views, 15 Votes ,4.82 Score