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Wanking Competition 3/9/2008 A man with no arms entered a wanking competition. He didn't cum anywhere!... 0 Comments, 51 Views, 15 Votes ,4.82 Score | |
How to make your wife scream during sex 1/14/2008 Q. How do you make your wife/girlfriend scream while having sex? A. Call her and tell her.... 0 Comments, 109 Views, 15 Votes ,4.82 Score | |
The difference between love & herpes 1/14/2008 Q. What's the difference between love and herpes? A. Love doesn't last forever.... 0 Comments, 26 Views, 15 Votes ,4.82 Score | |
Caught in the Act! 9/26/2007 A woman takes a lover home during the day while her Husband is at work. Her 9 year old comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the Bedroom cupboa 0 Comments, 139 Views, 15 Votes ,4.82 Score | |
Honeymooners 7/24/2007 The newlyweds are in their honeymoon room and the groom decides to let the bride know where she stands right from the start of the marriage. He proceeds to take off h 0 Comments, 146 Views, 15 Votes ,4.82 Score | |
Kentucky fried chicken 7/24/2007 Q. Why are women like Kentucky Fried Chicken? A. After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.... 0 Comments, 39 Views, 15 Votes ,4.82 Score | |
Oral sex & Anal sex 7/24/2007 Q. What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? A. Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.... 0 Comments, 68 Views, 15 Votes ,4.82 Score | |
Bungee Jumping & Hookers 7/24/2007 Q. What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common? A. They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed.... 0 Comments, 24 Views, 15 Votes ,4.82 Score | |
Wonder Bra 7/24/2007 Q. Why is it called a Wonder Bra? A. When she takes it off, you wonder where her tits went.... 0 Comments, 28 Views, 15 Votes ,4.82 Score | |
Yankee 7/24/2007 Q. What's the definition of a Yankee? A. Same thing as a ''quickie'', only you do it yourself.... 0 Comments, 21 Views, 15 Votes ,4.82 Score | |
Why men die first. 7/24/2007 Q. Why do men die before their wives? A. They want to.... 0 Comments, 40 Views, 15 Votes ,4.82 Score | |
How to make your wife scream! 7/24/2007 Q. How do you make your wife scream while having sex? A. Call her and tell her.... 0 Comments, 87 Views, 15 Votes ,4.82 Score | |
Thanksgiving 7/24/2007 Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys? A. We'd eat pussy every Thanksgiving.... 0 Comments, 20 Views, 15 Votes ,4.82 Score | |
Lesbian Frogs 7/24/2007 Q. What did the two lesbian frogs say to each other? A. WE DO TASTE LIKE CHICKEN!... 0 Comments, 16 Views, 15 Votes ,4.82 Score | |
Whats the difference 7/24/2007 Q. What's the difference between a wife and a wheelie bin? A. You only have to take out a wheelie bin once a week.... 0 Comments, 16 Views, 15 Votes ,4.82 Score | |
Which is Worse? 7/24/2007 Q. What's worse than getting by Jack the Ripper? A. Getting fingered by Captain Hook.... 0 Comments, 20 Views, 15 Votes ,4.82 Score | |
Odd one out 7/24/2007 Q. What doesn't belong in this list : Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob? A. Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob.... 0 Comments, 16 Views, 15 Votes ,4.82 Score | |
Washing Machine 7/24/2007 Q. What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine? A. You can bung your load in a washing machine and it won't call you a week later.... 0 Comments, 21 Views, 15 Votes ,4.82 Score | |
Rubics Cube 7/24/2007 Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get.... 0 Comments, 17 Views, 15 Votes ,4.82 Score | |
Penis & Bonus 7/24/2007 Whats the difference between a penis and a bonus? your wife will always blow your bonus!... 0 Comments, 24 Views, 15 Votes ,4.82 Score | |
The ages of a woman. 7/21/2007 1. Between the ages of 16 and 18, she is like Africa, virgin and unexplored. 2. Between the ages of 19 and 35, she is like Asia, hot and exotic. 3. Between the 0 Comments, 92 Views, 15 Votes ,4.82 Score | |
Make me feel like a WOMAN!!! 7/21/2007 On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in par 0 Comments, 95 Views, 15 Votes ,4.82 Score | |
Hurricane names. 7/21/2007 Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women? A: When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.... 0 Comments, 32 Views, 15 Votes ,4.82 Score | |
Deathbed confession. 7/21/2007 Becky was on her deathbed with her husband, John, maintaining a steady vigil by her side. As he held her fragile hand, his warm tears ran silently down his face, splashed onto h 0 Comments, 96 Views, 15 Votes ,4.82 Score | |
What women really want! 7/21/2007 A man is walking down the beach and comes across an old bottle. He picks it up, pulls out the cork and out pops a genie. The genie says "Thank you for freeing me from the bottle 0 Comments, 90 Views, 15 Votes ,4.82 Score | |
Frozen to Death. 7/21/2007 Two men waiting at the Pearly Gates strike up a conversation. "How'd you die?" the first man asks the second. "I froze to death, " says the second. "That's awful, " says the fir 0 Comments, 69 Views, 15 Votes ,4.82 Score | |
Anatomy Class. 7/21/2007 A woman enroled in nursing school is attending an anatomy class. The subject of the day is involuntary muscles. The instructor, hoping to perk up the students a bit, asks the wo 0 Comments, 73 Views, 15 Votes ,4.82 Score | |
65 year old arse. 7/21/2007 A 65 year old woman is naked, jumping up and down on her bed laughing and singing. Her husband walks into the bedroom and sees her. He watches her awhile then says, "You look ri 0 Comments, 71 Views, 15 Votes ,4.82 Score | |
Keeping myself Pure. 7/21/2007 This guy in a bar notices a woman, always alone, who comes in on a fairly regular basis. After the second week, he made his move. "No thank you, " she said politely. "This may s 0 Comments, 68 Views, 15 Votes ,4.82 Score | |
Where's the lady of the house? 7/21/2007 A guy dials his home phone from work. A strange woman answers. The guy says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid.", answered the woman. "We don't have a maid!" "I was just hired th 0 Comments, 74 Views, 15 Votes ,4.82 Score |
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