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Articles by ricksac1958

ricksac1958 65 M
6  Articles
50 Shades Darker   1/30/2018

I tell my girlfriend that I'd like to see 50 Shades Darker. So she punched me in the eye and gave me a cataract.


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ricksac1958 65 M
6  Articles
Political Correctness For Men   11/20/2017

Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America , Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as 'HILLBILLIES.' <br><br> You must n


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ricksac1958 65 M
6  Articles
Political Correctness with women   11/20/2017

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: <br><br> 1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a 'BREASTED AMERICAN. ' <br><br> 2. She is no


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ricksac1958 65 M
6  Articles
Old Couple   11/20/2017

A couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a check-up, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things d


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ricksac1958 65 M
6  Articles
Python for sale   2/11/2016

A blonde was selling her pet Python.

Another blonde called, inquiring about the snake and asked if it was big.

She said, "It's massive."

She said, “How many feet?"


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ricksac1958 65 M
6  Articles
Are you Japanese?   6/26/2015

Statistics recently released from the United Nations reveal that: Australian, Canadian, UK and US men between 50 and 75 years of age will, on average have intimate relations two to three times a week,


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ricksac1958 65 M
6  Articles
Are you Japanese?   6/26/2015

Statistics recently released from the United Nations reveal that: Australian, Canadian, UK and US men between 50 and 75 years of age will, on average have intimate relations two to three times a week,


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ricksac1958 65 M
6  Articles
Chicken Rancher   3/6/2015

A rancher went to a local bar and ordered a glass of champagne.

The woman sitting next to him said, 'How about that? I just ordered champagne, too!'

'What a coincidence' the farmer s


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