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Articles by rm_Morocco1982

rm_Morocco1982 42 M
9  Articles
Best break-up EVER!   11/30/2005

So for a short amount of time, I had a girlfriend. By short, I mean two, possibly three weeks. Filled with nothing but mediocre sex (from both parties), arguments and late night dinners at White


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rm_Morocco1982 42 M
9  Articles
As Churchill once said, "we must fight them on the beaches, in the air, on the land..."   7/12/2005

Now our most important ally has been bombed. Investigators are linking the bombing of London to Al-Quaeda, much like they did in the bombings of Madrid. Tony Blair is proving, once again, his abi


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rm_Morocco1982 42 M
9  Articles
I am Jack's love of strip clubs.   6/12/2005

It appears that I have to clarify some points from my last article that was published, otherwise, I just might start getting more people bitching at me than I care to deal with. And that number is


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rm_Morocco1982 42 M
9  Articles
"I'm hung like a baby's arm holding an apple!"   6/12/2005

It's just my opinion, but I think that any woman that dates somebody solely for the third leg he's sprouting in between his legs is a massive . And I'm on this because today, I sat and chatted wit


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rm_Morocco1982 42 M
9  Articles
I apologize.   5/2/2005

OK, so, I apologize to all the really gorgeous women on here. You see, I've seen movies like "Hitch" and well, they made me think that a tubby bastard like me can have a gorgeous, tall, blonde wom


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rm_Morocco1982 42 M
9  Articles
Hypocrisy is the result of stupidity.   4/27/2005

So I get a reply back from somebody over my last article, "Time to Rock out With Your Cock out, " which got only fair reviews. Actually, I got two, but both were from the same person and the secon


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rm_Morocco1982 42 M
9  Articles
Time to rock out with your cock out!   4/4/2005

Last night, I was actually having sex. Now, what made this a memorable experience, besides me having sex, is that AC/DC's "TNT" was playing. And for the first time in my life, I had rhythm. That


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rm_Morocco1982 42 M
9  Articles
Be Mature. Or don't get laid.   3/31/2005

It just occurred to me as I sat here and masturbated for the 15th time today, if you're not an old fart that has to pop Viagra like they're some kind of damn candy, you're not getting laid! Look a


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rm_Morocco1982 42 M
9  Articles
Still depressing   1/26/2005

I think I need to elaborate on my last post about how depressing it is to be on sexsearch.com AND here and get absolutely no emails, winks or replies to the chat IMs I send out. Except on sexsearc


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rm_Morocco1982 42 M
9  Articles
Well fuck me, that's depressing   1/16/2005

Everyone right now, drop what you're doing and go to sexsearch.com and start up a brand new profile. But do not pay for it. Especially the men. Instead, just be a free member, sit back and rel


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rm_Morocco1982 42 M
9  Articles
That's just rude man.   12/31/2004

It may just be me, BUT...even if you think the person who's sent you an IM is the skeeviest of skeevy losers, you should still them that. If there is one thing about this site that annoys me mor


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rm_Morocco1982 42 M
9  Articles
You Never Had Them at Hello   4/26/2004

Ok, men of this site who bitch and piss and moan every time they send an email to a lady and don't get a response, just shut the fuck up. Stop being a titty baby, and move on to ANOTHER WOMAN. Th


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rm_Morocco1982 42 M
9  Articles
Speeding and Bass Aren't Drugs   4/19/2004

This is to the women of this site. I ask you a question, in all honesty, and I would love a response. Are there any women on this entire fucking planet who are honestly turned on by guys with the


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rm_Morocco1982 42 M
9  Articles
Take a left at the Chevron...   4/17/2004

The first time I got laid, I felt like Indiana Jones. I didn’t have a whip, even though the girl did. I felt like him because I was searching for that elusive little fucker known as the &#


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rm_Morocco1982 42 M
9  Articles
Basketball, football, baseball...but not tennis.   4/17/2004

Rodney Carrington said it best when he proved how men created sports because apparently, we get tired of thinking about pussy 24 hours a day. Football has uprights through the middle, baseball has


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rm_Morocco1982 42 M
9  Articles
Love, hate and masturbation.   4/16/2004

I have a real love/hate relationship with this website. I love it because it proves that there are people out in the world who are decdicated to the finer art of booty calls. But let's be honest,


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