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Little Johnny 5/4/2011 Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother was putting cold cream on her face. "Why are you rubbing that cream on you face, mommy?" he asked. "To stay pretty for daddy, " said 0 Comments, 161 Views, 0 Votes | |
Little Johnny Can't Count 5/3/2011 "If you had a dollar, " quizzed the teacher, "and you asked your father for another dollar and fifty cents, how much money would you have?" "One dollar." answered little Johnny "You 0 Comments, 147 Views, 0 Votes | |
Drink more whiskey 5/1/2011 Little Johnny's Chemistry teacher wanted to teach his class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he set up an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms. 0 Comments, 142 Views, 0 Votes | |
Its ok 4/19/2011 Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, "Mommy, can little girls have babies?" "No, " said his mom, "of course not." Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom hear 0 Comments, 217 Views, 0 Votes | |
First thought 4/19/2011 A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body i 0 Comments, 158 Views, 0 Votes | |
How do I get her back 4/19/2011 Just got out of a relationship but want her back. how do I get what I want back? 0 Comments, 25 Views, 0 Votes | |
P90X 4/18/2011 Starting P90X this sunday. If you have or are doing the program what do you think? Do you like/enjoy it more then other programs (working out/ running/ insanity/ etc) let me know what you think 0 Comments, 70 Views, 0 Votes | |
little johnny 4/18/2011 Little Johnny likes to gamble. One day his dad gets a new job so his family has to move to a new city. Johnny's daddy thinks, "I'll get a head start on Johnny's gambling." S 0 Comments, 180 Views, 0 Votes |
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