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Articles by rm_abbeman12

rm_abbeman12 52 M
16  Articles
For Only You   7/29/2007

I want to fly but then, I can't without you

For only you can mask the stinging of my soul

For only you can touch that place so deep within

For only


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rm_abbeman12 52 M
16  Articles
"Oh Ole!!"   7/15/2007

A Doctor in Minnesota told his assistant, "Ole, I am going hunting tomorrow and I don't vant to close the clinic. I vant you to be in charge of the clinic and take care of da patients."


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rm_abbeman12 52 M
16  Articles
The redhead sighs and......   7/9/2007

Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the redhead sees her boyfriend buying her flowers.

The Redhead sighs and says "Oh crap, my boyfri


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rm_abbeman12 52 M
16  Articles
"Hey, not a bad idea"   6/24/2007

A little old lady is walking down the street in Green Bay WI., dragging two plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags, and every once in a while a $50 bill is


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rm_abbeman12 52 M
16  Articles
Ya gotta love older folks!   4/1/2007

A farmer stopped by the local mechanic shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home.
On the way home he stopped at the


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rm_abbeman12 52 M
16  Articles
Untitled   3/28/2007

I can do nothing > to escape that melody > of you within my mind. > Over and over I hum it. > > A song of melting glaciers > in the sweetest of the Spring sun. > Cotton candy and sticky fingers > that


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rm_abbeman12 52 M
16  Articles
Ventriloquist   3/18/2007

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in the elks lodge #2309.
With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blond jokes when a blond wom


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rm_abbeman12 52 M
16  Articles
What does a kiss taste like?   2/12/2007

One day a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked, "Do you know what it is?" "


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rm_abbeman12 52 M
16  Articles
"The Englishman's wife...."   2/8/2007

The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear.
"Good God, woman! Why aren'


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rm_abbeman12 52 M
16  Articles
"The woman applying....."   2/8/2007

The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed way too qualified for the job. "Look Miss, " said the foreman, "have you any actual experience in


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rm_abbeman12 52 M
16  Articles
"The religious young woman"   2/7/2007

There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned."
The priest said, "Confess


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rm_abbeman12 52 M
16  Articles
"A married Irishman"   2/7/2007

A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, "I almost had an affair with another woman."
The priest said, "What do you mean, almost?"



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rm_abbeman12 52 M
16  Articles
Oh my honey-bun (lyrics for a country song)   2/2/2007

Oh my honey you're my Bunny Ya gotta save me from this beast inside I'm willin' to thrill ya more than ready to drill ya spread that pussy over this cock-a-mine.



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rm_abbeman12 52 M
16  Articles
How do you decide who to marry??   1/10/2007

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY (written by )
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep


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rm_abbeman12 52 M
16  Articles
Diary of an Exiled Dictator   11/16/2006

Monica and I were becoming closer as each day passed. We were both generally obsessed with the savage urge to please one another sexually. And with each sexual romp we le


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rm_abbeman12 52 M
16  Articles
A Worthy Orgasim   11/15/2006

As Monica lay back on the bed, legs draping like white velvet out and over the bottom, I could see the unmistakable oozing of her clear sticky juices on her soft cotton panti


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rm_abbeman12 52 M
16  Articles
Washing dishes & cold water   8/19/2006

John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of Georgia.
After spending a great evening chatting the night away, John's grandfather prep


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rm_abbeman12 52 M
16  Articles
Indifferent to LOVE   8/18/2006

If I am indifferent to love it is only because of you. Already scarred, you clipped my wings in flight. You played my heart far too often. Hedged on neglect and ridiculed ev


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