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Articles by rm_litmike75

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Things that women do wrong in the bedroom   9/19/2010

Things that women do wrong in the bedroom

1.Women who refuse to give head

2.Women who fake orgasms

3.Women who have excessive pubic hair

4.Women who hate going on t


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cartwheels   7/12/2009

cartwheels



Little Susie goes home from school and tells her mum that the boys keep asking her to do cartwheels because she's very good at them.

Mum said, "You should say no,


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Kulula Airline   7/12/2009

Kulula Airline



Kulula is an Airline with head office situated in Johannesburg .. Kulula airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight "safety lecture" and announcements a b


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THE LESBIAN MISTRESS   7/6/2009

THE LESBIAN MISTRESS




The Lesbian Mistress, is the Goddess's whip hand She is the fierce Feminist weapon, who punishes


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Two hillbillies   7/4/2009

Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whisky, they talk about their moonshine operation.

Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. And,


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Will She Come?   7/2/2009

Will She Come?

all evening I waited anxiously eyeing the clock retracing my steps over and over counting the minutes until her arrival <


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When I was a 100% Lesbian!   6/30/2009

When I was a 100% Lesbian!




After I broke up with my former husband (annulled because we don't have a divorce here in t


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Doctor's diagnosis   6/27/2009

Doctor's diagnosis

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room,

Waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived, and examined the baby,

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The Banana Test   6/27/2009

The Banana Test

There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals,

a Lion, a Chimpanzee, a Giraffe, and a Squirrel , who pass by.

They decide to compete to see


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Chinese sick leave   6/27/2009

Chinese sick leave

Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I really sick, Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work." The boss says, "You know something


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Bondage and the strapon   6/27/2009

Bondage and the strapon


I didn’t realize that I was alone till I heard the knocking on the door and her semi muffled call of


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F2F   6/17/2009

F2F


Well, a few weeks back I mentioned that my brother in law was out of town for a few days......, unfortunately nothing happe


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's Science Exam   12/20/2008

's Science Exam

If you need a good laugh, try reading through these 's science exam answers...

Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

Q: Explain one


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Football finally makes cents   12/20/2008

Football finally makes cents

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the


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The Ages Of Women   9/22/2008

1. Between the ages of 16 and 18, she is like Africa, virgin and unexplored.

2. Between the ages of 19 and 35, she is like Asia, hot and exotic.

3. Between the ages of 36 and 45, she


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Adam Strikes A Bargain   9/22/2008

One day, after a near eternity in the Garden of Eden, Adam calls out to God, "Lord, I have a problem."

"What's the problem, Adam?" God replies.

"Lord, I know you created me and have


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Shag Happy   9/22/2008

Most marriages end because of bad sex. Mine ended because of good sex........with another woman.


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one prick   9/22/2008

virginity is like a bubble one prick and its gone


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Womans chant   9/22/2008

Now I lay him down to nut, Better hope this ass can fuck, if hes done before I end, I swar to god I’ll fuck his friend....


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TERMS TO KNOW WHEN YOU SWING   9/21/2008

TERMS TO KNOW WHEN YOU SWING


Soft Swing - Soft swingers typically flirt and dance seductively with others, but p


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How to weed out the fakes on swinger websites like AdultFriendFinder   9/21/2008

How to weed out the fakes on swinger websites




They're here, they're there, and they're everywhere! Since swinger websi


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The correct blow job! - The guide is here!!!   9/21/2008

The correct blow job! - The guide is here!!!



The difference between a good blow job and a bad blow job, (is there such a thing as a bad bl


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What is swinging & who are these swingers?   9/20/2008

What is swinging & who are these swingers?




To begin with my blog, i wanted to put across that swining isn't bad or gross


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Lesbian Cunnilingus   9/14/2008

Lesbian Cunnilingus




Women tend to experience a special bond during cunnilingus that is unlike anything they feel with a ma


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Eat Pussy Like a Pro   9/14/2008

Eat Pussy Like a Pro


While no two women are exactly alike, there are many things that are universally enjoyed by women. No matter w


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Reproduction   9/13/2008

Dad came home one day in an exceptionally horny mood and took his wife upstairs for sex. Just when they were really getting into it, their young entered the room and started to cry.

"What's


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Why AIDS is better than Cancer?   9/13/2008

A woman went to her doctor.

The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, 'I've some bad news. You have cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in order." The woman was shocked, but mana


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Shaving your privates: not so bold move?   9/13/2008

Shaving your privates: not so bold move?


I was in my twenties the first time I shaved my entire vulva bare. I'd always wanted to, especial


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DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A DYKE AND A LESBIAN   9/13/2008

This is a primer of how to separate a Dyke from a Lesbian. Kindly pay close attention... there will be show and tell after.

A Lesbian buys real estate. A Dyke rents.

A Lesbian drinks


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Sliding Down The Table   9/13/2008

A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair and under the table,


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