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Articles by sticksey1964

sticksey1964 52 M
18  Articles
Loving husband .   1/21/2008

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5, 000, or you can bury


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sticksey1964 52 M
18  Articles
Best headache joke ever .   1/21/2008

A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, "I have a headache."

"Perfect, " her husband said." I was just in the bathroom powderin


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sticksey1964 52 M
18  Articles
TEXAS SEX   1/21/2008

Two Texans were out on the range talking about their favorite sex positions.

One said, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best."





"I don't thin


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sticksey1964 52 M
18  Articles
A matter of credibility   10/13/2007

A driver is pulled over by a policeman. The police man approaches the driver’s door.

“Is there a problem, Officer?”

The policeman says, “Sir, you were spe


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sticksey1964 52 M
18  Articles
The Scotsman .   10/1/2007

A Scotsman phones a dentist to enquire about the cost for a tooth extraction.

"£85 for an extraction, sir"

"£85? the man replies. Huv ye no'got anythin' cheaper?"

"That's


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sticksey1964 52 M
18  Articles
The Funeral   9/1/2007

A woman was leaving a convenience store with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.

A big black hearse was followed by a second


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sticksey1964 52 M
18  Articles
Careful what you wish for!   6/29/2007

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders.The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke, " and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?"


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sticksey1964 52 M
18  Articles
Old dilapidated boat.   6/29/2007

Joe and John were identical twins. Joe owned an old dilapidated boat and kept pretty much to himself. One day he rented out his boat to a group of out-of-staters who ended up sinking it. He spent all


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sticksey1964 52 M
18  Articles
Mad Cow Disease   6/29/2007

A female TV reporter arranged for an interview with a farmer, seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease.

The Lady: "Good evening, sir. I am here to collect information on the possible source


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sticksey1964 52 M
18  Articles
Another blonde joke .   6/29/2007

Ken walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.

The 10:00 o'clock news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a


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sticksey1964 52 M
18  Articles
Seeing Eye Dogs   6/29/2007

Two women were out for a Saturday stroll. One had a Doberman and the other, a Chihuahua. As they walked down the street, the one with the Doberman said to her friend "Let's go over to that bar for a d


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sticksey1964 52 M
18  Articles
Ahh, to be sure, to be sure   6/29/2007

Paddy the Irishman died in a fire, very badly burnt, and the Dublin morgue Needed someone to identify the body. His two best friends, Seamus and Sean, turned up. Seamus went in first and the mortician


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sticksey1964 52 M
18  Articles
The old guy   6/21/2007

An "Old School" Guy walks into a remote country cafe' and sees a sign ranging over the bar which reads:

#1 CHEESEBURGER: $3.75 #2 CHICKEN SANDWICH : $4.25 #3 HANDJOB: $ 20.00

Checkin


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sticksey1964 52 M
18  Articles
God's one wish   6/21/2007

A man riding his Harley was riding along a California beach, when suddenly

>>the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, >>"Because you have tried to be faithful to


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sticksey1964 52 M
18  Articles
Harley davidson meets God   6/7/2007

Arthur Davidson, the inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, died and went to heaven.

At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have cha


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sticksey1964 52 M
18  Articles
Human Resources Problem   5/29/2007

Every day a male co-worker walks up very close to a

lady standing at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.

After a week of this,


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sticksey1964 52 M
18  Articles
More blond jokes .   5/26/2007

Two blondes living in Townsville were sitting on a bench talking...... And one blonde says to the other, "Which do You think is farther away..........Melbourne or the moon?"

The other blonde


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sticksey1964 52 M
18  Articles
Blond in a casino .   5/22/2007

An attractive blonde from Dublin arrived and bet twenty-thousand pounds on a single roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude".



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sticksey1964 52 M
18  Articles
THE CALL   5/17/2007

I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend the other day.

We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked


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sticksey1964 52 M
18  Articles
OFF TO VEGAS   5/14/2007

A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the front porch with her bags packed.

'Just where the heck do you think you're going!', said the man.

'I'm going to Las Vegas',


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sticksey1964 52 M
18  Articles
BIRD'S ANDS BEE'S   5/14/2007

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her walks in.

“Mother, where do babies come from?”

The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “W


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