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Dinosaur 10/30/2019
What do you a lesbian dinosaur? <br><br>
Lick-a-lot-o-puss
1 Comments, 10 Views,
8 Votes
,3.48 Score
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Threesome 10/28/2019
My girlfriend asked me if I could have a threesome, which
of her friends I would choose. Apparently, I was only supposed to name one, not two.
1 Comments, 12 Views,
4 Votes
,3.63 Score
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Priest 10/28/2019
What’s the difference between a catholic priest and
a zit? <br><br>
A zit will wait you’re before it comes on
your .
1 Comments, 17 Views,
9 Votes
,1.07 Score
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Doctor's wife 10/27/2019
A doctor and his wife were having a big argument over breakfast
one morning. <br><br>
As things got heated, the doctor shouted at his wife, “You
aren’t so good in bed either!” and then he stormed out
of the room and went to wor <br><br>
A couple of hours later he was feeling guilty about what
he’d said so he decided call his wife apologize.
<br><br> ...
1 Comments, 52 Views,
3 Votes
,3.92 Score
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like to meet 10/27/2019
i like to meet and around and missed around to get to
know her funny side first to get her feel like open
1 Comments, 6 Views,
2 Votes
,1.73 Score
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Here's the pussy 10/27/2019
Best pussy ever
2 Comments, 5 Views,
2 Votes
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What happens when you make it 11 points per chat? 10/26/2019
We slowly loose our patience until we can't be bothered
anymore.
0 Comments, 2 Views,
0 Votes
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more humour 10/25/2019
An old man is walking in Amsterdam and passes a standing
at her door. She asks him: "Granddad, why don't we give it
a try?” "No girl, that is no longer possible for me” he replies.
Says the : "Come on, what have we got to lose,
we can give it a try!?” They both go inside. They undress and then he acts like a young man and performs
5 times in a row. "Oh my ...
1 Comments, 40 Views,
6 Votes
,4.22 Score
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What happens when you make it 11 points per chat? 10/25/2019
We slowly loose our patience until we can't be bothered
anymore.
1 Comments, 6 Views,
3 Votes
,2.45 Score
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G-spot 10/25/2019
What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball...
<br><br>
A man will for a golf ball.
1 Comments, 8 Views,
3 Votes
,0.98 Score
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And the hits keep rolling on 10/24/2019
The wife came up me yesterday asking for some for
some new shoes.Of course, i said no and, she went off in
a right huff.Last night, feeling somewhat randy, i cuddled
up her in bed.She said, "You can get stuffed.If
you cant shoe the , you sure arent fucking riding
it"
2 Comments, 24 Views,
10 Votes
,2.99 Score
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sorry need more points 10/22/2019
points points points points points points points points.
1 Comments, 5 Views,
4 Votes
,1.69 Score
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Must have more points 10/21/2019
Points points points and more importantly, more points
because currently pointless
0 Comments, 5 Views,
3 Votes
,2.45 Score
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More points 10/21/2019
Q-Have you heard the one about the guy needs more points?
A-It was pointless
0 Comments, 7 Views,
6 Votes
,1.66 Score
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Knock 10/21/2019
Knock knock <br><br>
Who's there <br><br>
Justin <br><br>
Justin Who <br><br>
Justin in time to get some points.
2 Comments, 10 Views,
5 Votes
,1.51 Score
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points 10/21/2019
we all need points so bad this new IM what a joke
2 Comments, 12 Views,
7 Votes
,3.30 Score
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A cheesy joke, literally 10/21/2019
Q. Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in
France? <br><br>
A. There was nothing left but de Brie.
0 Comments, 3 Views,
2 Votes
,2.42 Score
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points 10/20/2019
points points points points points points points.
1 Comments, 5 Views,
4 Votes
,2.86 Score
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whores 10/19/2019
some woman here are really whores they ask for all this from
you and want to be the biggest in here its just pussy
thats all to men
1 Comments, 14 Views,
7 Votes
,0.24 Score
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bad jokes 10/16/2019
What is Jafar when he is next to you? Ja-near What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh What did the eye say to the other eye? Something between
us smells
1 Comments, 9 Views,
8 Votes
,1.86 Score
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Points 10/16/2019
There's no point in this.
2 Comments, 9 Views,
5 Votes
,3.14 Score
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the points 10/16/2019
points points points points points points points.
1 Comments, 7 Views,
4 Votes
,3.63 Score
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points 10/16/2019
points points points points points points points points.
1 Comments, 5 Views,
3 Votes
,2.94 Score
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terrible joke . . . 10/13/2019
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity... It's impossible to put down!
1 Comments, 10 Views,
8 Votes
,1.86 Score
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a joke 10/13/2019
A woman was enjoying a good game of golf with her girlfriends.
"Oh, no!" she suddenly exclaimed. "Look
at the time! I have to rush home and fix dinner for my husband!
He'll be so pissed if it's not ready on time."
When she got home, she discovered all she had in the fridge
was a wilted lettuce leaf, an egg - and a can of cat food. With no time to go to the ...
1 Comments, 47 Views,
8 Votes
,3.25 Score
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2 guys and their dogs 10/13/2019
2 guys are out walking their dogs thru the city. They get
and the first guy suggests they stop at a restaurant
to get a bite to eat. The second guy says, "We have our
dogs, they won't let us in". First guy says "no
problem, just follow my lead". They walk up to the
restaurant and ask for a table. Hostess says "Sorry,
we don't allow dogs". First guy ...
2 Comments, 41 Views,
7 Votes
,1.51 Score
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How do you know when your best best friend is vegan? 10/12/2019
Don't worry he will tell you.
3 Comments, 21 Views,
9 Votes
,2.57 Score
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Dad joke alert... 10/12/2019
Today, my asked "Can I have a mark?"
and I burst into tears. years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
1 Comments, 6 Views,
5 Votes
,1.84 Score
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Hi how is everyone doing 10/10/2019
So there a nun and a blind man. The nun gose to her room and
gets in the shower then hears a knock at the door says who
is it the. Man replied the blind man she says okay if your
blind come in so he dose and says nice tits now we're
do you want your blinds
2 Comments, 16 Views,
7 Votes
,1.00 Score
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What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? 10/6/2019
Beat it. We're closed.
1 Comments, 7 Views,
3 Votes
,1.96 Score
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