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A Vampire’s Nightcap 9/20/2017
What did one thirsty vampire say to the other as they were
passing the morgue? A: Let’s stop in for a cool one!
1 Comments, 18 Views,
1 Votes
,2.40 Score |
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Customer Complaints 9/18/2017
A well dressed gentleman is walking through the airport
with 12 . As he is standing at the gate to board, the airline
representative asks "Sir, are these all your ?"
<br><br>
The man say "No. None of these are mine." <br><br>
The airline rep asks "Well then why are they with you?"
<br><br>
The man replies "I work for the ...
1 Comments, 42 Views,
3 Votes
,4.90 Score |
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ilove to laugh 9/18/2017
well im a jokester and i love to laugh and cut up in front of
everyone
0 Comments, 3 Views,
1 Votes
,1.10 Score |
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ilove to laugh 9/18/2017
well im a jokester and i love to laugh and cut up in front of
everyone
0 Comments, 3 Views,
2 Votes
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ilove to laugh 9/18/2017
well im a jokester and i love to laugh and cut up in front of
everyone
0 Comments, 0 Views,
0 Votes
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Little has nightmare 9/18/2017
A five year old boy wakes up from a horrible nightmare, runs
across the hall into his parents room and gets a full view
of they in the act. That is the last thing he needs to see,
so he screams and runs out of the room. Mom and Dad have a little
chuckle. The mom says "put your robe on and find junior.
At least tell him you weren't hurting me." Dad
goes looking for the boy all over ...
0 Comments, 54 Views,
5 Votes
,5.10 Score |
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joke 9/17/2017
guess who I saw today ? everyone I looked at
1 Comments, 5 Views,
3 Votes
,1.47 Score |
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none 9/16/2017
nothing4
1 Comments, 4 Views,
1 Votes
,2.40 Score |
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The Accident 9/14/2017
A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot.
The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've
regained consciousness. Now you probably won't remember,
but you were in a huge pile-up on the freeway. You're
going to be okay, you'll walk again and everything,
however, your penis was severed in the accident and we couldn't
find it" <br><br> ...
1 Comments, 60 Views,
7 Votes
,3.55 Score |
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Lucky 5 9/9/2017
A 55-year-old man who was born on May 5, has been married
5 years, has 5 , makes $55, 555.55 a year, and who’s
lucky number is 5, receives a phone call from a friend. <br><br>
The friend informs the man that a named Lucky 5 will
be running in the fifth race at the local track that evening.
<br><br>
Excitedly, the man withdraws $5, 555.00 cash from his
bank account, goes ...
2 Comments, 76 Views,
9 Votes
,5.56 Score |
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in a play 9/9/2017
Boy: “Dad, I got a role in the school play, I play a man who’s
been married for 20 years.” <br><br>
Father: “That’s great, . Maybe someday you’ll
get a speaking part.”
0 Comments, 24 Views,
7 Votes
,5.59 Score |
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weddings!! 9/6/2017
why do brides wear white at a wedding? <br><br>
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nah, ,, ,, thats not it!!!! <br><br>
hmmmm, try again!!! <br><br>
because it matches the appliances!!!!!
1 Comments, 24 Views,
5 Votes
,3.80 Score |
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The boss 9/5/2017
Definition Of A Boss: "Boss Is A Person Who Thinks
That Nine Women Together Can Produce A Baby In One Month"
0 Comments, 11 Views,
8 Votes
,4.64 Score |
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A question 9/5/2017
What do a pizza delivery guy and OBGyn have in common? <br><br>
<br><br>
<br><br>
They can both smell the goods but can't eat it!!! <br><br>
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I didn't write it, I just posted it!!!
0 Comments, 10 Views,
4 Votes
,3.63 Score |
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The Ring 9/3/2017
A balding, white haired man walked into a jeweler store
this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger
gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special
ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his
stock and brought out a $5, 000 ring. <br><br>
The man said, 'No, I'd like to see something more
special.' <br><br>
At that ...
0 Comments, 62 Views,
8 Votes
,6.26 Score |
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Senior Citizen Sex 8/27/2017
Roger is 85 and lives in a Senior Citizens Home. <br><br>
Every night after dinner he goes to a secluded garden behind
the home to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long
life. <br><br>
One evening, Mildred, age 82, wanders into the garden.
They begin to chat and before they know it, several hours
have passed. After a short lull in their conversation,
Roger turns to ...
2 Comments, 102 Views,
18 Votes
,6.13 Score |
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A new vino 8/27/2017
A single glass at night could mean a peaceful, uninterrupted
nights sleep. NEW Wine for Seniors I you not... <br><br>
[] California vintners in the Napa Valley area, which primarily produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir, and Pinot
Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grapethat acts
as an anti-diuretic. It is expected to reduce the number
of trips older people have to make to the ...
0 Comments, 42 Views,
4 Votes
,2.86 Score |
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Cowboy Sex 8/24/2017
Two cowboys are out on the range talking about their favorite
sex positions: One says, "I think I enjoy the rodeo
position the best." <br><br>
"I don't think I have ever heard of that one",
says the other cowboy, "what is it?" <br><br>
"Well, it's where you get your girlfriend down
on all fours, and you mount her from behind, and ...
0 Comments, 80 Views,
11 Votes
,5.41 Score |
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fun 8/23/2017
why is she farting alot xD
0 Comments, 12 Views,
2 Votes
,1.73 Score |
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fun 8/23/2017
tell me a joke
0 Comments, 4 Views,
3 Votes
,3.43 Score |
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funny 8/23/2017
need a killing joke
0 Comments, 5 Views,
1 Votes
,1.10 Score |
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King Me... I got mah keys!! 8/20/2017
I still don't understand what went wrong across the
world after the love died. It was a rough day for everyone
I guess. Nobody really saw it coming but everyone was at
their seat watching. Day after day and even the day after
and the 28 days later it was true ooober reality. I don't
know what really took place but must have been some sorts
of executive decisions if you will. I don't know but
the ...
0 Comments, 28 Views,
1 Votes
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interest 8/16/2017
a man went to the Lady at the bank counter and asked, how do
you get more interest, when you put in or when you withdraw;
prompt was her reply, the longer you keep inside the more
of interest you get
3 Comments, 52 Views,
14 Votes
,3.30 Score |
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bike riding 8/13/2017
do you know what they say about girls who ride a bike?
They pedal their ass all over town
1 Comments, 28 Views,
7 Votes
,2.28 Score |
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going duck hunting 8/13/2017
husband asked his wife to go duck hunting , she always says
shell go, but when its time to go she says no, this time
he says if you welch you have to give me anal sex or a blowjob, sure
enough she dosent want to go , so she starts giving him a
blow job when she says , this taste like shit, he says , the
fucking didnt want to go either
0 Comments, 25 Views,
5 Votes
,2.82 Score |
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going duck hunting 8/13/2017
husband asked his wife to go duck hunting , she always says
shell go, but when its time to go she says no, this time
he says if you welch you have to give me anal sex or a blowjob, sure
enough she dosent want to go , so she starts giving him a
blow job when she says , this taste like shit, he says , the
fucking didnt want to go either
1 Comments, 13 Views,
2 Votes
,4.50 Score |
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going duck hunting 8/13/2017
husband asked his wife to go duck hunting , she always says
shell go, but when its time to go she says no, this time
he says if you welch you have to give me anal sex or a blowjob, sure
enough she dosent want to go , so she starts giving him a
blow job when she says , this taste like shit, he says , the
fucking didnt want to go either
1 Comments, 13 Views,
5 Votes
,1.84 Score |
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going duck hunting 8/13/2017
husband asked his wife to go duck hunting , she always says
shell go, but when its time to go she says no, this time
he says if you welch you have to give me anal sex or a blowjob, sure
enough she dosent want to go , so she starts giving him a
blow job when she says , this taste like shit, he says , the
fucking didnt want to go either
0 Comments, 2 Views,
1 Votes
,1.10 Score |
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Oil??? 8/10/2017
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come
from???? lol
0 Comments, 5 Views,
1 Votes
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SEX AND THE ELDERLY..... 8/4/2017
The eighty-three year old lady finished her annual physical
examination, the Doctor said, "You are in fine shape
for your age, Mrs. Green, but tell me, do you still have intercourse?"
"Just a minute, I'll have to ask my husband, “she
said.
She stepped out into the crowded reception room and yelled
out loud:
"Bob, do we still have intercourse?" There
was a complete ...
4 Comments, 131 Views,
11 Votes
,5.60 Score |
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