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it's magic! 6/14/2007
How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow blower? Give the
bitch a shovel!!
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how to make a scottish man angry 6/14/2007
Why do scottish men wear kilts? because the sheep run like
hell when they hear a zipper pull
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The Dead Donkey 6/14/2007
A retired city man moves to the Ozarks he buys a donkey from
a local and give him $100 for it the local agrees to deliver
it the following day the next morning the local arrives
at the mans home i have bad news the donkey died "said
the local "That's ok, just give me back my money
"said the man "'Can't do it "said
the local "i've already spent it" well
the man tells him to go ahead and unload the ...
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0 Votes
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Ooops busted! 6/14/2007
Two buddies, jeff and steve are getting very drunk at a bar
when suddenly jeff throws up all over himself "Oh,
no jane will kill me!! steve says "Don't worry
pal just tuck a twenty in your breast pocket and tell jane
that someone threw up on you and gave you twenty dollars
for the dry cleaning bill "So they stay for another
couple of hours and get even drunker eventually jeff rolls
into home and ...
0 Comments, 41 Views,
4 Votes
,2.86 Score
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Smart girl 6/14/2007
The father of a beautiful 19 year old girl was quite angry
when he learned his had hitch hiked alone from
Los Angeles to Baltimore "Why you could have been
molested, assaulted-! He barked i was perfectly
safe pop "the girl replied smiling "every time
a man picked me up i told them i was going to Baltimore because
it had the best STD clinic in the country"
4 Comments, 184 Views,
12 Votes
,1.92 Score
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Flashers 6/14/2007
So did you hear aboit the flasher that was goinf to quite
but decided to stick it out one more year? did you hear about
the flasher who flashed the two little old ladies sitting
on the park bench? the first lady had a stroke and the 2nd
couldnt reach
1 Comments, 42 Views,
2 Votes
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The dog 6/14/2007
Two men are walking down the street and pass a licking
his cock and balls One says i wish i could do that" the
other replies "just pat him on the head- he'll
let you"
0 Comments, 49 Views,
2 Votes
,1.73 Score
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rings 6/14/2007
do u know there are three rings to marriage the engagememt
ring, wedding ring and the suffering!
0 Comments, 28 Views,
1 Votes
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Circimcized 6/13/2007
A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class
was squirming around scratching his crotch and noy paying
attention she went back to find out what was going on he was
quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently
been circimcized and he was quite itchy The teacher told
him to go down to the principal's office he was to telephone
his mother and ask her ...
0 Comments, 63 Views,
5 Votes
,1.51 Score
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Baptizing a Drunk 6/13/2007
Baptizing a Drunk...
A man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when
he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river.
He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps
into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost
overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon he asks the
drunk, "Are you ready to find Jesus?"
The drunk answers, "Yes, I ...
0 Comments, 44 Views,
1 Votes
,3.70 Score
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corny old joke 6/13/2007
Why does a chicken coop have two doors? if it had four doors
it would be a chicken sedan
0 Comments, 31 Views,
1 Votes
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donkeys and roosters 6/13/2007
What would happen if your donkey ate my rooster? My cock'd
be in your ass
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0 Votes
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Animals at tupperware party 6/13/2007
Why did the walrus attend the tupperware party? He was looking
for a nice tight seal
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confucious 6/13/2007
confucious say. "man with hand in pocket not always
jingling change"
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Cucumber 6/13/2007
there was a cucumber, pickle, and a penis sitting around
talking abut how their lives sucked the cucumber say's
"man, my life sucks when i get big and fat and juicy
they cut me up and stick me on a salad" the pickle looks
at him ...
0 Comments, 42 Views,
3 Votes
,2.94 Score
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Blonde wives 6/13/2007
3 guys sat around telling each other how boneheaded their
blonde partners were the first guy says my wife is so stupid
she boughr a car the other day but cant drive and doesnt even
have a lisence the second guy says my wife went out and bought
200 ibs of fresh meat on sale and we dont even have a freezer
the third guy says look my wife is so obtuse that she recently
went to the ...
0 Comments, 59 Views,
1 Votes
,1.10 Score
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Just forwarding 6/13/2007
Two Mexicans are riding along Pacific Coast Highway on
a motorbike. They break down and start hitching a lift.
A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help and the Mexicans
ask him for a lift. He tells them he has no room in the wagon as he is carrying 20, 000 bowling balls.
The Mexican put it to the driver that if they can manage to
fit in the back with their bike will he take them ...
0 Comments, 68 Views,
2 Votes
,5.20 Score
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Sarah Jessica Parker 6/13/2007
A wlks into a bar and sits down next to Sarah Jessica
Parker. say's "Why the long face?
0 Comments, 36 Views,
1 Votes
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more jokes from the net 6/13/2007
THE SMARTER SEX A women and a man are involved in a car accident,
"it's a bad one both of their car's are totally
demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt after
they crawl out of their car's the woman says "so
you're a man thats interesting i'm a woman Wow
just look at are car's there's nothing left but
fortunately ...
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0 Votes
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That lucky old lady ... 6/13/2007
Old mother hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor dog
a bone, but when she bent over rover took over cause he had
a bone of his own!
0 Comments, 24 Views,
3 Votes
,1.47 Score
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Games Adult Play Part 2 6/13/2007
Games Adult Play Part 2 This game is known as musical chair. It is an ideal game for
6 or more couples. This game has two versions one male and
other female. In the female version the female participants
are one less than the males. The remaining female conducts
the game. The females are equivalent to chairs in the musical
chair game. The females and males all get naked. The females
sit in the ...
0 Comments, 90 Views,
2 Votes
,3.12 Score
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Games Adult Play Part 2 6/13/2007
Games Adult Play Part 2 This game is known as musical chair. It is an ideal game for
6 or more couples. This game has two versions one male and
other female. In the female version the female participants
are one less than the males. The remaining female conducts
the game. The females are equivalent to chairs in the musical
chair game. The females and males all get naked. The females
sit in the ...
0 Comments, 53 Views,
1 Votes
,5.00 Score
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That damm light bulb again? 6/13/2007
How many lesbians does it take to screw in a light bulb ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ...
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0 Votes
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Your Next trip by plane... 6/13/2007
The airliner pushed back from the gate, the flight attendant
gave the passengers the usual information regarding seat
belts, etc finally she said "Now sit back and enjoy
your trip while your captain, Judith Campbell, and crew
take you safely to your destination ...
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0 Votes
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Cock Talk 6/13/2007
just before a sexual intercourse commences, a short conversation
between the penis and testicles Penis said to testicles
"he buddies, i'll go in first, you hang around"
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0 Votes
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ICE CREAM 6/13/2007
A LADY GOES TO BUY A PAIR OF SHOES AND SHE SITS DOWN TO HAVE
HER SHOES FITTED BY THE MALE SHOP ASSISTANT SHE REALISES
SHE FORGOT TO WEAR ANY PANTIES THE ASSISTANT LOOKS UP HER
SKIRT AND TELLS HER HE WOULD LIKE TO FILL HER PUSSY WITH ICE
CREAM AND THEN LICK IT ALL UP ENRAGED SHE JUMPS UP AND RETURNS
HOME SHE TELLS HER HUSBAND WHAT HAPPENED AND HE WALKS TOWARDS
...
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A different kind of blow job 6/13/2007
A med student is sitting at a bar when he notices a pretty
face down at the end. After sipping his beer, he notices
there are two identical pretty faces and tells the bartender
to give them each a drink, on him. "After all, two beauties...increase
my chances". After a bit he goes over to the sisters only to discover that
they are Siamese twins. He is taken aback momentarily,
but then remembers ...
0 Comments, 80 Views,
2 Votes
,1.04 Score
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lesbian frogs 6/12/2007
what did the lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?
Damm, we do taste like chicken
0 Comments, 20 Views,
2 Votes
,0.34 Score
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Another blonde joke..... 6/12/2007
Q:whats the first thing a blonde does when she gets up in
the morning? A: she gets dressed and goes home
0 Comments, 32 Views,
2 Votes
,0.34 Score
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Dumb Blonde 6/12/2007
Realizing her house was in fire the paniced blonde call
the fire department "Help Help" she cried my
house is on fire The experienced dispatcher said "OK
lady now tell us how to get there" The blonde repylied
"DUH! BIG RED TRUCK!"
0 Comments, 37 Views,
1 Votes
,1.10 Score
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