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MICKEY MOUSE 6/17/2007
Mickey Mouse and Minni Mouse were in divorce court and the
judge said to Mickey, "You say here that your wife
is crazy. "Mickey replied, "i didn't say
she was crazy, i said she's fucking goofy"
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5 Votes
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BUMPER STICKER 6/17/2007
MY BODY IS NOT A TEMPLE ITS AN AMUSEMENT PARK!
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Business Signs 6/17/2007
Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: 'Dr. Jones, at your cervix.' **************************
In a Podiatrist's office: 'Time wounds all heels.' **************************
On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon : Yesterday's Meals on Wheels **************************
On another Septic Tank Truck: 'We're #1 in the #2 business' **************************
At a ...
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4 Votes
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Athletics 6/17/2007
Q Who's the world's greatest athlete? A the guy
who finishes first and third in a masturbation contest
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1 Votes
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Q's & A's 6/17/2007
Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES
FOR? A: It's Braille for "suck here".
Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS? A: It's the same as a French kiss, but "down under."
Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS? A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN? A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. ...
0 Comments, 49 Views,
1 Votes
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2 nuns! 6/17/2007
Two nuns, Sister Catherine and Sister Helen, are traveling
through Europe in their car. They get to Transylvania and
are stopped at a traffic light. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny little
Dracula jumps onto the hood of the car and hisses through
the windshield.
"Quick, quick!" shouts Sister Catherine.
"What shall we do?" "Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the ...
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3 Votes
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starved for sex 6/17/2007
A man who has been shipwrecked on a desert island for several
years is beginning to feel the effects of being starved
of sex for so long However, the only living creatures on
the island are a sheep and a dog one day the man ...
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4 Votes
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Psalm 129 6/17/2007
A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs,
forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an
accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid
his hand up her leg.
The nun said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?"
The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let
his hand slide up her leg again.
The nun ...
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3 Votes
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Avoidable Exposure! 6/17/2007
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing
up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly
wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens
the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.
Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you
$800 to drop that towel, ".
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and
stands naked ...
0 Comments, 89 Views,
1 Votes
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What's the best thing 6/17/2007
Whats the best thing about a blowjob? Forty-five minutes
of silence
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2 Votes
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The Nudest Camp 6/17/2007
What is the most poupler man in a nudest camp? The man who
can hold two cups of coffee and ten donuts..............
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Be careful what you suggest...... 6/17/2007
"i've got a terrific idea honey, "proclaimed
the beautiful wife to her husband, "let's go
out tonight and have some real fun!" "sounds
great darling, "replied the husband "if you
get home first, leave the hallway light on for me"
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Comparison 6/17/2007
Q: what is the difference between a job and a wife? A: After
20 years a job still sucks
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1 Votes
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the poker player 6/16/2007
Two couples were playing poker one evening. John accidentally
dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under
the table to pick them up, he noticed Bill's wife Sue
wasn't wearing any underwear under her dress! Shocked
by this, John upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head
on the table and emerged red-faced. Later, John went to
the kitchen to get some refreshments. Bill's ...
1 Comments, 185 Views,
7 Votes
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Which One is Married 6/16/2007
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems
when his teacher picked him to answer a question "Johnny,
if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one
with your gun, how many would be left? "None Replied
Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away "Well,
the answer is four "said the teacher "But i like
the way you are thinking "Little Johnny said, "i
have a question for you now ...
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2 Votes
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How much did he drink? 6/15/2007
The police were notified that a man was laying on the lawn
in front of a private residence Two police officers responded
and discovered a middle aged man, apparently intoxicated
tying to get to his feet "Can we help you, "asked
one of the officers "No thank you ossifer, "the
druken man mumbled, "i am just trying to go home and
to bed "is this your house sir? the second officer
asked "of course, ...
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4 Votes
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Justice may not be blind in this case! 6/15/2007
The beautiful young woman had been sentenced to hang for the heinous murder of her cheating husband the morning of the execution, the warden asked the condemned woman if she had a last request "Yes sir, "she replied, "i'd like to be hung in the nude "the warden thought the request unusual but agreed that she could be hung completely naked as she stood at the gallows naked as the day she was born ...
1 Comments, 91 Views,
6 Votes
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A clear case of adultery 6/15/2007
A man came home early from work and found his wife naked and
in bed with another man. "What the hell is going on
here, "demanded the irate husband, "and just
who is this guy? "That seems like a reasonable question"
the wife replied as she rolled over Looking at her bed partner
she asked, "and just what is your name?
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A man with the right idea 6/15/2007
The young man had been dating the young woman for quite awhile
when she finally agreed to go to bed with him taking all her
clothes off and stripping down to his underwear, he provided
her with an hour of tantalizing foreplay the woman lay breathless,
her legs open wide when the man removed his under garment
the woman was dismayed to see the man's erect penis
was just over three inches long "Who ...
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4 Votes
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A very inexperienced girl 6/15/2007
The young groom awoke the morning after his wedding night
to find his innocent young bride sobbing violently. "Why
are you crying darling? he asked. "look, "she
said, pointing to his limp manhood, "we used it all
up the very first night"
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3 Votes
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Two decent fellas? 6/15/2007
i know a couple of guy's who have made many a contribution
to a home for unwed mothers. this year they say they'll
give money too!
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Ever shop for your girlfriend? 6/15/2007
The young man walked into a ladies clothing srore and approached
a very attractive young female sales associate i want to
buy some gloves for my girlfriend, the young man said "but
i'm afraid i don't know her size "the sales
woman replied, "here take my hand and tell me how large
my hand is compared to her's "after holding her
hand for a ...
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2 Votes
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You talkin to me? 6/15/2007
A drunk walks into a bar carrying a duck. The bartender say's
"You can't bring that big in here! "Dumb
ass, " replied the drunk, "it's a duck!"
The bartender corrected the drunk saying i was talking
to the duck!"
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1 Votes
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Like father - Like 6/15/2007
When i was a i used to sneek my fathers mags (playboy, ect)
into my room! one day i was lying on my bed doing what come
naturally (looking at the mags) Bedsprings creaking!
When my father flung open the door & and said if you
don't stop that you'll go blind!! i just held up
my hand & said----- Dad i'm over here!!!!!!!!
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2 Votes
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do you know the difference 6/14/2007
do you know what the difference is between a lesbians house
and a dikes house? one is made outta tongue and groove and
the other is made outta studs
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& Bitch 6/14/2007
Whats the difference between a and a bitch? A
sleeps with everyone at the party a bitch sleeps with everyone
at the party except you
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4 Votes
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Peanuts 6/14/2007
A tour bus driver drives with a bus full of seniors down a
highway, when he is tapped on the shoulder by a little old
lady, she offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully
munches up after approximately 15 minutes she taps on his
shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts
she repeats the gesture about eight times ...
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The Preist and the Rabbi 6/14/2007
The preist said to the rabbi "lets go fuck that boy
over there "the rabbi said, Out of what?
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4 Votes
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Why do women bitch! 6/14/2007
Why do women bitch? because they do not burp or fart they
need some way to releave the pressure.....
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what does hillory clinton do every morning after she shaves her pussy? 6/14/2007
what does hillory clinton do every morning after shaves
her pussy? she sends him to work!
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