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Cock_Thruster 62 M 60  Articles	Washing Machine   7/24/2007 Q. What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine? A. You can bung your load in a washing machine and it won't call you a week later.... 1 Comments, 21 Views, 8 Votes ,5.10 Score
Cock_Thruster 62 M 60  Articles	Rubics Cube   7/24/2007 Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get.... 1 Comments, 17 Views, 7 Votes ,5.59 Score
Cock_Thruster 62 M 60  Articles	Penis & Bonus   7/24/2007 Whats the difference between a penis and a bonus? your wife will always blow your bonus!... 1 Comments, 24 Views, 8 Votes ,5.80 Score
ed_rush2004 49 M 47  Articles	topic of the day:letter to an ex husband (funny as fuck)   7/23/2007 Dear Wife: I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good man to you for seven years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn't even notice that I had gotten a new hair cut, cooked your ... 4 Comments, 207 Views, 24 Votes ,6.65 Score
rm_ne_charlie4 52 M 1  Article	THIEVES AT WORK   7/23/2007 Two men are robbing a hotel. "I hear sirens. Jump!" says the first one. "But we're on the 13th floor!" his fellow thief replies. "This is no time to be superstitious!" 1 Comments, 71 Views, 7 Votes ,1.77 Score
Ask me for a photo cpj7 38 M 10  Articles	stuttering   7/22/2007 A man with a stuttering problem tries everything he can to stop stuttering, but he can't. Finally, he goes to a world renowned doctor for help. The doctor examines him and says "I've found your problem. Your penis is 12 inches long. It weighs so much it is pulling on your lungs, causing you to stutter." So the man asks, "What's he cure, doctor?". To which the doctor replies, "We have to cut off 6 ... 1 Comments, 63 Views, 4 Votes ,2.86 Score
Ask me for a photo cpj7 38 M 10  Articles	sex ed   7/22/2007 Little Johnny was sitting in Beginning Sex Ed class one day when the teacher drew a picture of a penis on the board. "Does anyone know what this is?" She asked. Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sure, my daddy has two of them!" "Two of them?!" the teacher asked. "Yeah. He has a little one that he uses to pee with and a big one that he uses to brush mommy's teeth!" 1 Comments, 117 Views, 7 Votes ,3.30 Score
Ask me for a photo cpj7 38 M 10  Articles	plane crash   7/22/2007 Five people are on a plane, four guys and one girl. Suddenly the engine stalls and they crash. Miraculously all five of them survive the crash but are stranded on a small deserted island. Since these four guys will need to have their natural urges satisfied, they decided to make up a schedule. Each guy would get a week to dick the woman as much as possible, the next week another guy and so on. ... 1 Comments, 89 Views, 6 Votes ,1.94 Score
Ask me for a photo cpj7 38 M 10  Articles	teacher   7/22/2007 The first grade teacher was starting a new lesson on multi-syllable words. She thought it would be a good idea to ask a few of the examples of words with more than one syllable. "Jane, Do you know any multi-syllable words?" After some thought Jane proudly replied with Monday. "Great Jane. That has two syllables, Mon......day. Does anyone know another word?" Johnny from the back of the room ... 1 Comments, 70 Views, 7 Votes ,3.55 Score
rockin88 54 M 10  Articles	Ghost Sex   7/21/2007 A professor at the University of Alabama was giving a lecture of the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, "How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands "Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise their hands. "That's really good. I'm ... 7 Comments, 204 Views, 11 Votes ,4.85 Score
Cock_Thruster 62 M 60  Articles	The ages of a woman.   7/21/2007 1. Between the ages of 16 and 18, she is like Africa, virgin and unexplored. 2. Between the ages of 19 and 35, she is like Asia, hot and exotic. 3. Between the ages of 36 and 45, she is like America, fully explored, breathtakingly beautiful, and free with her resources. 4. Between the ages of 46 and 56, she is like Europe, exhausted but still has ... 1 Comments, 92 Views, 11 Votes ,4.48 Score
Cock_Thruster 62 M 60  Articles	Make me feel like a WOMAN!!!   7/21/2007 On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in front of the plane. "I'm too young to die!" she wails. "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on Earth to be memorable! I've had plenty of ... 1 Comments, 95 Views, 14 Votes ,4.74 Score
Cock_Thruster 62 M 60  Articles	Hurricane names.   7/21/2007 Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women? A: When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.... 0 Comments, 32 Views, 6 Votes ,5.64 Score
Cock_Thruster 62 M 60  Articles	Deathbed confession.   7/21/2007 Becky was on her deathbed with her husband, John, maintaining a steady vigil by her side. As he held her fragile hand, his warm tears ran silently down his face, splashed onto her face, and roused her from her slumber. She looked up and her pale lips began to move slightly. "My darling John, " she whispered. "Hush, my love, " he said. "Go back to sleep. Shhh. Don't talk." ... 0 Comments, 96 Views, 9 Votes ,6.42 Score
Cock_Thruster 62 M 60  Articles	What women really want!   7/21/2007 A man is walking down the beach and comes across an old bottle. He picks it up, pulls out the cork and out pops a genie. The genie says "Thank you for freeing me from the bottle. In return I will grant you three wishes." The man says "Great. I always dreamed of this and I know exactly what I want. First, I want 1 Billion dollars in a Swiss bank account." Phoof! There is a ... 0 Comments, 90 Views, 7 Votes ,5.08 Score
Cock_Thruster 62 M 60  Articles	Frozen to Death.   7/21/2007 Two men waiting at the Pearly Gates strike up a conversation. "How'd you die?" the first man asks the second. "I froze to death, " says the second. "That's awful, " says the first man. "How does it feel to freeze to death?" "It's very uncomfortable at first", says the second man. "You get the shakes, and you get pains in all your fingers and toes. But eventually, it's a ... 0 Comments, 69 Views, 9 Votes ,5.56 Score
Cock_Thruster 62 M 60  Articles	Anatomy Class.   7/21/2007 A woman enroled in nursing school is attending an anatomy class. The subject of the day is involuntary muscles. The instructor, hoping to perk up the students a bit, asks the woman if she knows what her asshole does when she has an orgasm. "Sure!" she says, "He's at home taking care of the ..."... 0 Comments, 73 Views, 8 Votes ,5.80 Score
Cock_Thruster 62 M 60  Articles	65 year old arse.   7/21/2007 A 65 year old woman is naked, jumping up and down on her bed laughing and singing. Her husband walks into the bedroom and sees her. He watches her awhile then says, "You look ridiculous, what on earth are you doing?" She says, "I just got my check-up and my doctor says I have the breasts of an eighteen-year-old." She starts laughing and jumping again. He says, "Yeah, right. ... 0 Comments, 71 Views, 6 Votes ,5.07 Score
Cock_Thruster 62 M 60  Articles	Keeping myself Pure.   7/21/2007 This guy in a bar notices a woman, always alone, who comes in on a fairly regular basis. After the second week, he made his move. "No thank you, " she said politely. "This may sound rather odd in this day and age, but I'm keeping myself pure until I meet the man I love." "That must be rather difficult, " the man replied. "Oh, I don't mind too much, " she said. "But, it has ... 0 Comments, 68 Views, 5 Votes ,5.75 Score
Cock_Thruster 62 M 60  Articles	Where's the lady of the house?   7/21/2007 A guy dials his home phone from work. A strange woman answers. The guy says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid.", answered the woman. "We don't have a maid!" "I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house." "Well, this is her husband. Is she there?" "Ummm .... she's upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I just figured was her husband." The guy is fuming. He says ... 0 Comments, 74 Views, 7 Votes ,5.59 Score
Cock_Thruster 62 M 60  Articles	What a Party!   7/21/2007 A couple were invited to a swanky masked Hallowe'en Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of his good time being spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after ... 0 Comments, 70 Views, 6 Votes ,5.36 Score
Cock_Thruster 62 M 60  Articles	Stuck Peanut.   7/21/2007 One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, then catch them in his mouth. In the middle of catching one, his wife asked a question, and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear. He tried and tried to dig it out but only succeeded in pushing it in deeper. He asked his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they ... 0 Comments, 61 Views, 6 Votes ,5.36 Score
Cock_Thruster 62 M 60  Articles	Gods Gift.   7/21/2007 One day God came to Adam for a brief discussion. "I've got some good news and some bad news." God said. Adam looked thoughtfully at his maker and replied, "Please give me the good news first." Smiling, God explained, "I've created two new organs for you. One is called a brain. This organ will allow you to be very intelligent, create new things, and carry on productive ... 0 Comments, 49 Views, 7 Votes ,5.33 Score
Cock_Thruster 62 M 60  Articles	Mother of six.   7/21/2007 A husband, so proud of the fact that his wife had given birth to 6 , begins to call her "mother of six" rather than by her first name. The wife, amused at first, chuckles. A few years down the road, the wife has grown tired of her husband's description. "Mother of six, " he would say, "Get me a beer!" "Hey mother of six, what's for dinner tonight?" This type of situation ... 0 Comments, 75 Views, 8 Votes ,6.03 Score
Cock_Thruster 62 M 60  Articles	Last Request.   7/21/2007 Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde. Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ." Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape. The angry guards ... 1 Comments, 89 Views, 10 Votes ,4.58 Score
Cock_Thruster 62 M 60  Articles	Blonde caught speeding.   7/21/2007 A Policeman pulls a blonde in a sports car over for speeding and is trying to explain to her what and where her driver's license might be. After she eventually gives him her driver's license, he asks for registration. Getting another blank blonde look from her, he explains, "It's that little piece of paper you get with your car and you keep it in the glove compartment." ... 0 Comments, 50 Views, 6 Votes ,5.07 Score
Cock_Thruster 62 M 60  Articles	A blondes job interview.   7/21/2007 A young blonde woman goes to an office for a job interview . The interviewer decides to start with the basics. "So, miss, can you tell us your age, please?" The blonde counts carefully on her fingers for about 3 seconds before replying "Ehh... 23!". The interviewer tries another straight forward one to break the ice. "And can you tell us your height, please?" The young lady ... 0 Comments, 64 Views, 5 Votes ,5.75 Score
Cock_Thruster 62 M 60  Articles	In love with the teacher.   7/21/2007 A pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students. Taking him aside after class one day, she asked, "Little Johnny, why has your school work been so poor lately?" "I'm in love, " the boy replied. Holding back an urge to smile, she asked, "With whom?" "With you, " he said. "But Johnny, " she said gently, "don't you see how silly that is? It's true that ... 0 Comments, 61 Views, 6 Votes ,5.36 Score
Cock_Thruster 62 M 60  Articles	Bags & Bitches.   7/21/2007 Little Johnny and his father were walking down the street one day, and two ladies bumped into one another in front of them. The one lady looked at the other and slapped her across the face. "You bitch, " yelled the one lady. Stunned, the lady that was slapped yelled out, "You bag." Little Johnny, never heard those words before, turns to his dad. "Dad, what are bags and ... 0 Comments, 56 Views, 5 Votes ,5.75 Score
Cock_Thruster 62 M 60  Articles	Can you tell what it is?   7/21/2007 One day in class the teacher brought a bag full of fruit. "Now class, I'm going to reach into the bag and describe a piece of fruit, and you tell what fruit I'm talking about. Okay, first: it's round, plumb and red." Of course, Johnny raised his hand high, but the teacher, wisely ignored him and picked Deborah, who promptly answered: "An apple." "No Deborah, it's a beet, ... 0 Comments, 42 Views, 6 Votes ,5.36 Score