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monday 7/23/2018
ok its that time again who can make the day a little brighter
with a good joke???
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math 7/21/2018
A football coach walked into the locker room before a game,
looked over to his star player and said, "I'm
not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we
need you in there. So what I have to do is ask you a math question,
and if you get it right, you can play." The player agreed,
and the coach looked into his eyes intently and asks, "Okay,
now concentrate... what is ...
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NEVER ASSUME THAT MEN UNDERSTAND 7/21/2018
A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses
were in her room giving her a bed bath. One of them was washing
her private area and noticed that there was a slight response
on the monitor whenever she touched her there. They tried
it again and sure enough, there was definite movement..
They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling
him, 'As crazy as this sounds, ...
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Blonde joke 7/20/2018
Why can't you tell a blonde knock knock jokes? <br><br>
A. Because she will leave to answer the door.
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Blonde joke 7/20/2018
Why can't you tell a blonde knock knock jokes? <br><br>
A. Because she will leave to answer the door.
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Blonde joke 7/20/2018
Why can't you tell a blonde knock knock jokes? <br><br>
A. Because she will leave to answer the door.
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end the week right 7/20/2018
ok funny Friday jokes please!!! it the end of the week lets
have them.
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789 7/18/2018
Why was six afraid of seven? <br><br>
Seven was a registered six offender.
2 Comments, 11 Views,
6 Votes
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789 7/18/2018
Why was six afraid of seven? <br><br>
Seven was a registered six offender.
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789 7/18/2018
Why was six afraid of seven? <br><br>
Seven was a registered six offender.
1 Comments, 4 Views,
2 Votes
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The Hearing Check 7/18/2018
A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used
to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite
sure how to approach her, he called the family doctor to
discuss the problem. The Doctor told him there is a simple
informal test the husband could perform to give the doctor
a better idea about her hearing loss. Here's what you
do, " said the Doctor, "stand about ...
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8 Votes
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yachting!!! 7/18/2018
A man joins a soccer team and his new teammates inform him,
"At your first team dinner as the new guy, you will
have to give us a talk about sex." The evening arrives
and he gives a detailed, humorous account of his sex life.
When he got home, his wife asked how the evening went and
not wanting to lie, but also not wanting to explain exactly
what happened, he said, "Oh, I had to ...
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7 Votes
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Wednesday hump joke 7/18/2018
Ok who's got one?? lets get this Wednesday started
off with a few funny jokes!!!
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skiers!! 7/17/2018
Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough
rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night,
the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild,
vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left
wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream,
too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's
funny, I dreamed I was ...
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9 Votes
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parents!!! 7/17/2018
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when
her walks in. “Mother, where do babies come
from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well
dear, and fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.”
The looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That
means the puts his penis in the ’s vagina. That’s how ...
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Love Making Night Before 7/16/2018
There is an Italian, a Frenchman, and an American sitting
in a bar talking and the Italian is bragging that last night
he made love to his wife 3 times and this morning his wife
made him breakfast in bed and told him how amazing he was
the night before. The Frenchman said "That's
nothing I made love to my wife 5 times last night and then
this morning to show her appreciation she made me ...
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jokes 7/16/2018
Monday fun day anyone? anyone got a goos joke? lets lighten
up the day.
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The Milk Bath 7/14/2018
A blonde heard that baths in milk would make her beautiful.
She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.
<br><br>
When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake.
He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. <br><br>
So he knocked on the door to clarify the point. <br><br>
The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I ...
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4 Votes
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When men were hard to find 7/13/2018
The US civil War had just ended and unmarried men were hard
to find, so Mabelle placed an ad in her local newspaper.
Mabelle lived in a small town in a rural area. But soon a discharged
vet of the war answered and was willing to mary her. So she
wrote back and agreed to meet him at the Justice of the Peace
on the following friday at 9 to mary. They met, got married
and loaded her large trunk ...
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lol 7/13/2018
A piece of string walks into a bar and orders a drink. The
bartender looks at him and says, "We don't serve
string here." So the string goes outside, twists
himself up a bit, kind of roughs up his ends and walks back
into the bar and orders a drink. The bartender looks at him
and says, "Aren't you that little piece of string
that was in here a few minutes ago?" The ...
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6 Votes
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riddle 7/13/2018
Why can you never hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
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<br><br>
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Because the pee is silent.
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What do you call 7/13/2018
a blonde with a chainsaw? A. Dead <br><br>
had to put this one up for Friday the 13th 
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Pope's new camera 7/13/2018
A tourist couple is visiting the Vaticant and sneaks into
the Papal Garden. They spot the Pope and start taking photos,
just as he jerks off and cums. But then he spots the tourists.
Horrified, he says I must have tham camera, as those photos
can't get out. The tourists say $2, 000 and you can
have it. Those Pope takes it , pays them, and places it on
his fireplace mantel. Later in the day ...
1 Comments, 40 Views,
2 Votes
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friday funny 7/13/2018
Unbelievable! my downstairs neighbor was banging on my
door at 2:30 this morning. Good thing I was up prancing my
tuba.
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Does the bite? 7/12/2018
A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog. He asks
the shopkeeper, “Does your bite?” The shopkeeper says, “No, my does not bite.” The man tries to pet the and the bites him. “Ouch!”
He says, “I thought you said your does not bite!”
The shopkeeper replies, “That is not my dog!” <br><br>
from net   ...
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The power of punctuation: 7/12/2018
An English professor wrote the words：
“ A woman without her man is nothing”On the chalkboard and asked the students to punctuate it correctly.
All of the males in the class wrote：
“A woman, without her man, is nothing.”
All of the Females in the class wrote：
“A woman: without her, man is nothing.”
Punctuation is powerful~
from net
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A skeleton walks into a bar... 7/12/2018
... he orders a beer and a mop.
[image]
heyyo!
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Romantic Dinner 7/11/2018
A man and a woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in
a fine restaurant. They were gazing lovingly at each other
and holding hands. <br><br>
The waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps
away, suddenly noticed the woman slowly sliding down her
chair, under the table and under the tablecloth, but the
man stared straight ahead. <br><br>
The waitress watched ...
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PAA 7/11/2018
I went to a meeting of Porn Addicts Anonymous yesterday
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What a mob of wankers !
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Medical Exam 7/11/2018
During my medical examination, my doctor asked me about
my physical activity level. I described a typical day this
way: -‘Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five-hour walk,
about 7 miles, through some pretty rough terrain. I waded
along the edge of a lake. I pushed my way through brambles.
I got sand in my shoes and my eyes and I avoided standing on
a snake. I climbed several rocky hills. I ...
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