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Tree Hugg'in. 8/8/2018
While walking through Golden Gate Park in San Francisco,
a man came upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly
against the tree . Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what
the heck are you doing?" <br><br>
" listening to the music of the tree, "
the other man replied. "you've got to be kidding
." "No, would you like ...
1 Comments, 45 Views,
6 Votes
,2.23 Score
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Careful \\/\\/is//-/e*z ! 8/8/2018
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich
behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke, "
and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?" "I'll have the same, " says the ostrich.
A short time later the waitress returns with the order.
“That will be $9.40 please.” The man reaches into ...
0 Comments, 34 Views,
2 Votes
,3.81 Score
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Best Phone rate. 8/8/2018
A gentleman is visiting The Vatican in Rome when
he happen*z to see a Golden Phone. He ask*z a Pradre' that is watching
over it "What*z up with the Golden Phone Padre' ?" The Padre'
replie*z "Oh, that phone goe*z directly to Heaven, and it cost*z $10, 000.00 to use it." The
gentleman is impressed. Same gentleman has travelled
to London England, and just so ...
0 Comments, 35 Views,
3 Votes
,2.45 Score
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Drink'in into Fly*in 8/8/2018
Ralph and Charlie were a couple of Newfie drinking
buddies who worked as airplane mechanics in Gander , NL.
One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the
hangar with nothing to do. <br><br>
Ralph said, "Man, I wish we had something to drink!"
<br><br>
Charlie says "Me too. Y'know, I've heard
you can drink jet fuel and get a ...
0 Comments, 34 Views,
3 Votes
,2.94 Score
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?? 8/8/2018
<br><br>
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0 Comments, 2 Views,
0 Votes
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I need some new jokes 8/7/2018
Anyone have some good jokes to share?
1 Comments, 3 Views,
2 Votes
,3.12 Score
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Hey whats up 8/6/2018
Just doing this for the points, so feel free to do the same!
1 Comments, 9 Views,
4 Votes
,3.25 Score
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Male Logic 8/6/2018
This is a conversation between a husband and his wife. Please
note that she asks five or six questions which he answered
quite simply; but, then she is speechless after answering
only one question. l bet this happens more often than not
to most husbands out there. <br><br>
Woman: Do you drink beer? <br><br>
Man: Yes. <br><br>
Woman: How many beers a day? ...
0 Comments, 38 Views,
5 Votes
,4.12 Score
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What Starts With "F" 8/6/2018
A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble
with one of her more precocious students. The teacher asked,
'Harry, what exactly is your problem?' <br><br>
Harry answered, 'I'm too smart for the 1st grade.
My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she
is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!' <br><br>
Ms. Brooks finally had ...
0 Comments, 54 Views,
7 Votes
,4.06 Score
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points 8/6/2018
Points
1 Comments, 3 Views,
1 Votes
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monday 8/6/2018
ok who has the Monday pick me upper??? lets hear them
1 Comments, 4 Views,
2 Votes
,1.04 Score
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OLD JOKE 8/5/2018
What’s the difference between a and a drug dealer?
<br><br> A can wash her crack and sell it again.
1 Comments, 12 Views,
6 Votes
,1.37 Score
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Cheesy pick up lines 8/4/2018
I'll start <br><br>
You remind me of my pinky toe. You're short and thin
and I'll probably bang you on my coffee table tonight
0 Comments, 7 Views,
4 Votes
,2.47 Score
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Saturday fun 8/4/2018
Any good ones for a HOT Saturday?
0 Comments, 2 Views,
2 Votes
,2.42 Score
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Blonde 8/3/2018
You hear about the blonde that works at the M&M factory?
<br><br>
She got fired for throwing half of them away because they
said W&W.
0 Comments, 5 Views,
4 Votes
,1.69 Score
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Blonde 8/3/2018
You hear about the blonde that works at the M&M factory?
<br><br>
She got fired for throwing half of them away because they
said W&W.
1 Comments, 9 Views,
5 Votes
,2.49 Score
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ha ha 8/3/2018
so a girl tells a guy come eat my pussy it tastes like rainbows....so
he goes down and starts licking and as he licks skittles
start coming out he comes up with a mouth full and says so
this is what ya meant by it tastes like rainbows
0 Comments, 19 Views,
3 Votes
,1.47 Score
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hump day 8/1/2018
Lets have them, need some laughter today!!!
0 Comments, 2 Views,
1 Votes
,1.10 Score
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monday 7/30/2018
Lets have them folks!!! need some laughter today for sure!!!
4 Comments, 6 Views,
2 Votes
,3.12 Score
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Dopey and the Nun 7/30/2018
Snow White and the 7 dwaves went to visit the Vatican! There,
they were introduced to the Pontiff. Dopey asks, "Monsignor,
are there any dwarf nuns in the Vatican?" <br><br> Pope thinks for a few seconds and says, "No, I don't
believe there are! <br><br> Dopey thinks and asks another question. "Pope, are
there any dawf nuns in the Roman Catholic ...
0 Comments, 50 Views,
10 Votes
,3.19 Score
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donkey 7/28/2018
what do you get when you cross a donkey with a onion a piece
of ass brings a tear too your eye
0 Comments, 9 Views,
5 Votes
,1.84 Score
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Who's down for points people! 7/27/2018
We all need points.
6 Comments, 26 Views,
11 Votes
,4.85 Score
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Three Blondes walk into a bar.... 7/26/2018
two got concussions.
0 Comments, 15 Views,
6 Votes
,1.37 Score
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ha ha!!! 7/25/2018
A lady comes home from her doctor's appointment grinning
from ear to ear. Her husband asks, "Why are you so happy?"
The wife says, "The doctor told me that for a forty-five
year old woman, I have the breasts of a eighteen year old."
"Oh yeah?" quipped her husband, "What
did he say about your forty-five year old ass?" She
said, "Your name never came ...
3 Comments, 40 Views,
16 Votes
,5.63 Score
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Traveling Salesman's Car Breaks Down 7/25/2018
While on the road in the country a door to door salesman had
car trouble and walked to a nearby farmhouse for help. He
got to the door as night was falling on that dark and stormy
night. <br><br> "You can stay the night here, " the old farmer
said, "but you'll have to stay in one of my daughters
bedrooms." <br><br> The first came down she wore ...
1 Comments, 71 Views,
10 Votes
,3.78 Score
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Dentist is scared of women 7/24/2018
A dentist's father raised his alone since his wife
had cheated on him. He always told his to avoid women
like the plague. <br><br> One day, a beautiful woman is shown in to the dentist's
exam room. She is quite flirtatious with the dentist and
makes no secret of the fact that she's interested.
<br><br> She asks the dentist if he'd like to go out ...
0 Comments, 59 Views,
10 Votes
,4.18 Score
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bull!!! 7/24/2018
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their
bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500.
The redhead tells the blonde, "I will go to the market
and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I
will send you a telegram." She goes to the market and
finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes
to the telegraph office and finds out ...
0 Comments, 55 Views,
11 Votes
,5.22 Score
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Tuesday fun 7/24/2018
I want to start a profesional hide and seek game, but good
players are hard to find!! top that one...hahaha
0 Comments, 0 Views,
0 Votes
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codes!!! 7/23/2018
A boy says to a girl, "So, sex at my place?" "Yeah!"
"Okay, but I sleep in a bunk bed with my younger brother,
and he thinks we're making sandwiches, so we have to
have a code. Cheese means faster and tomato means harder, okay?"
Later on the girl is yelling, "Cheese cheese, tomato
tomato!" The younger brother says, "Stop making sandwiches! ...
0 Comments, 32 Views,
10 Votes
,4.98 Score
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