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Why did I post this article? 11/24/2018
just like many of you.. to get some points
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Startling Sex 11/19/2018
A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so
he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what could
he do to cure his problem ... <br><br>
In response the doctor said, "When you feel like you
are getting ready to ejaculate try startling yourself."
That same day the man went to the store and bought himself
a starter pistol. All excited to try this ...
1 Comments, 61 Views,
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Fun 11/16/2018
Does anyone find fun times on here more then 1 out of 10? Lots
of flakes
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Friday fun day 11/16/2018
what do you call a wondering caveman? <br><br>
<br><br>
a meanderthal!! <br><br>
<br><br>
ok all I got
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let see who this one pisses off! ha 11/15/2018
SO my mom once told me to marry a woman with a large embarrassing
tattoo. thats someone thats not afraid to make a big mistake
and stick by it. <br><br>
ok let me have it hahah!
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5 Votes
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Tuesday humor 11/13/2018
so my friend just told me I was the cheapest person he has
ever met, I'm not buying it!!! <br><br>
HAHA
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Why married women are heavier than single women 11/12/2018
Q. Why are married women heavier than single women? <br><br>
<br><br>
<br><br>
A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge
and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in
bed and go to the fridge... lol
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Nuns at the Hospital 11/12/2018
A man suffered a serious heart attack and had bypass surgery.
He awakened to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic
hospital. As he was recovering, a nun asked how he was going
to the bill. He replied, in a raspy voice, "No health
insurance." The nun asked if he had money in the bank.
He replied, "No money in the bank." The nun asked,
"Do you have a relative who ...
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home sick 11/12/2018
A trucker who has been out on the road for two months stops
at a brothel outside Atlanta. He walks straight up to the
Madam, drops down $500 and says, “I want your ugliest
woman and a grilled cheese sandwich!” The Madam is astonished.
“But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my
prettiest ladies and a three-course meal.” The trucker
replies, “Listen darlin’, not horny ...
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genie 11/12/2018
Two Men were out fishing when one decides to have a smoke
He asks the other guy if he has a lighter He replies “Yes
I do!” and hands the other a 10 inch long BIC lighter Surprised
the guy asks “Where did you get this?” The guy replies
“Oh I have a personal genie.” The first man asks “Can
I make a wish? ” Sure says the other man “Just make sure
that you speak clearly cause he is ...
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second opinion 11/12/2018
“A man and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast.
He shouted at her, “You aren’t so good in bed either!”
Then stormed off to work. By mid-morning, he decided he’d better make amends and
called home. “What took you so long to answer?” he asked.
“I was in bed, ” she replied. “What were you doing in bed this late?” “Getting a second opinion.”
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12 Votes
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little sister 11/12/2018
A man and his wife were having sex one night in there bedroom.
There little boy opens the door and says " what
are you doing to mama?" Then the says "Making
you a little sister" And then the boy replies "Hell
no do it doggy style I want a puppy."
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Give me one 11/12/2018
This guy is married and his wife knows he is a bit of a cranky
pants. They go out together on a night out. They go to the
restaurant and order a nice meal. Midway through he calls
the waiter and says, "Is there any such thing as a decent
glass of wine to go with this dinner, if so give me one."
Then they go to a pub where he calls to the barman, "Is
there any such thing as pints of ...
1 Comments, 63 Views,
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Just a Veteran Sharing a View Point 11/12/2018
Sometimes it is PAINFULLY obvious that being a Marine is
like working in a whorehouse. . . <br><br>
THE BETTER YOU PERFORM, THE MORE YOU GET FUCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Southern girls 11/9/2018
Q ... Do you know why there are so few virgins in the south
? <br><br>
. A ... Because it takes so long to say "Quiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit."
1 Comments, 22 Views,
12 Votes
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im chat is pants that bad its not funny 11/8/2018
my joke is chat
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hump day joke 11/7/2018
what do they call 50 cent in Zimbabwe? 400 million dollars!!!
<br><br>
not bad but a start
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erotic vs. kinky 11/5/2018
What is the difference between erotic and kinky? <br><br>
Erotic is using a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken.
2 Comments, 12 Views,
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joke 11/1/2018
White guy using urinal, guy comes in to use one next to him
and says "wow, I just made it!". WG guy says"
can you make me one in white"
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Football Joke #3 11/1/2018
Q: What is the difference between a New England Patriots
fan and a baby? <br><br>
<br><br>
A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.
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Football Joke #2 11/1/2018
Q: Did you guys hear about the NFL player who hits women?
<br><br>
<br><br>
A: No the other one. No the other one.
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Football Joke #1 11/1/2018
Q: Did you here about the Packer fan that died at a pie eating
contest? <br><br>
<br><br>
A: The cow kicked him in the head!
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Sex Tip 10/29/2018
One day, Carl was in the bathroom using the urinal when his
coworker Derrick walked in. Carl glanced over and asked
Derrick "How did you get your dick so big?" Derrick
chuckled an said "You put it in real fast, and pull
it out real slow" Carl went home, and made love to his
wife using Derrick's advice. "Anything different
you noticed?" Carl asked his wife. ...
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Getting a new Bra 10/29/2018
A flat chested young woman goes out looking for a new bra
one day. <br><br>
She tries shop after shop trying to find a size 28A yet she
can't get one anywhere. Finally, in desperation, she tries her fortunes in a little
unmentionables shop run by a woman who's hard of hearing.
<br><br>
"Have you got anything in size 28A?" asks the
young woman. ...
1 Comments, 97 Views,
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A little girl and boy.. 10/28/2018
are fighting about the differences between the sexes,
and which one is better. Finally, the boy drops his pants
and says, “Here’s something I have that you’ll never
have!” The little girl is pretty upset by this, since
it is clearly true, and runs home crying. A while later,
she comes running back with a smile on her face. She drops
her pants and says, “My mommy says that with one of ...
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Why did I get divorced? 10/28/2018
Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish
me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my .
I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me
a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said,
"Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special.
She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to
her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do you ...
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A teacher is teaching a class... 10/28/2018
and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so
she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on
a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny
says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?"
Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off."
The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're
thinking." Johnny asks the teacher, ...
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A family is at the dinner table... 10/28/2018
The asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs
are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well,
, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s
breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s,
they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50,
they are like onions.” “Onions?” the asks. “Yes.
You see them and they make you cry.” This ...
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A mother is in the kitchen... 10/28/2018
making dinner for her family when her walks in.
“Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks
for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy
fall in love and get married. One night they go into their
bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.” The
looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the
daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s
how you get ...
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wife 10/27/2018
What do you call a woman with no clit?? <br><br>
<br><br>
........ <br><br>
Nothing she won't cum anyway!! lol
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