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Proof of Purchase 12/17/2018
A little lady went to buy cat food. She picked up three cans, but was told by the clerk, " sorry, but we can't sell this to you without proof you have a cat.
Too many seniors are buying cat foot to eat. Management
wants proof that you are buying this for your cat."
The lady went home, brought in her cat and was sold the cat
food. <br><br> The next day, she tried to buy ...
0 Comments, 42 Views,
3 Votes
,0.98 Score
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a Sure bet 12/16/2018
Leeanne "Is your new friend rich?" <br><br>
Alys"Rich!, Why, say, that man is one of biggest machine
gun salesmen in Chicago"
2 Comments, 29 Views,
7 Votes
,4.57 Score
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doing it for the points 12/14/2018
points point points points
1 Comments, 10 Views,
7 Votes
,2.79 Score
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She said i am coming 12/13/2018
She said i am coming, and she kept cumming...lucky girls
0 Comments, 18 Views,
10 Votes
,2.39 Score
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Apology for Blonde Jokes 12/13/2018
A young ventriloquist is touring Norway and puts on a show
in a small fishing town. With his dummy on his knee, he starts
going through his usual dumb blonde jokes. <br><br>
Suddenly, a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her
chair and starts shouting, "I've heard enough
of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can
stereotype Norwegian blonde women that ...
0 Comments, 57 Views,
7 Votes
,2.79 Score
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Painting Nuns 12/13/2018
The head nun tells the two new nuns that they have to paint
their room without getting any paint on their clothes.
So the one nun says to the other, "Hey, let's take
all our clothes off, fold them up, and lock the door."
So they do this, and begin painting their room. Soon they hear a knock at the door. They ask, "Who is it?" "Blind man!" The nuns look at each ...
0 Comments, 53 Views,
6 Votes
,3.37 Score
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Penalty for bigamy 12/9/2018
One of the witticisms of Lord Moosey of Ridgeburg was his
answer to a distinguished counsel who asked what the heaviest
penalty for bigamy was. "Two mother-in- laws" Moosey said promptly
.
3 Comments, 27 Views,
10 Votes
,3.19 Score
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Haha be careful when asking for someones number! 12/7/2018
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex!
Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" <br><br>
I said, "Wow!" <br><br>
Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
5 Comments, 36 Views,
12 Votes
,4.39 Score
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fancy dress 12/5/2018
I recently went to a fancy dress party dressed as a HARP and
a friend asked me what I had come dressed as. I said a HARP and he replied you cant be you're
too small to be a HARP I said are you calling me a LYRE
0 Comments, 21 Views,
12 Votes
,2.27 Score
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hump day fun 12/5/2018
took some exalt after eating alphabet soup and my next trip
to the bathroom could spell trouble.
0 Comments, 6 Views,
2 Votes
,1.73 Score
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monday start 12/3/2018
Here is a great joke, Notre dame got into the playoff...hahaha
so funny!!!
0 Comments, 5 Views,
3 Votes
,0.98 Score
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Ponts 12/3/2018
They came and scored over n over again
2 Comments, 13 Views,
8 Votes
,1.62 Score
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Sunday fundy 12/2/2018
I got nothing today, who can get things started?
0 Comments, 5 Views,
4 Votes
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anti depressent pill 11/30/2018
Pharmacist to customer: “Sir, please understand, to
buy an anti-depression pill you a proper prescription.
Simply showing your marriage certificate and wife’s
picture is not enough!' lpl
0 Comments, 30 Views,
14 Votes
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Marriage Counsler 11/30/2018
After 35 of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling.
When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade
listing every problem they had ever had in the they
had been married. On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness,
loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire
laundry list of unmet needs she had endured. Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient ...
3 Comments, 130 Views,
23 Votes
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erotic vs. kinky 11/29/2018
What is the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic is using a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken.
0 Comments, 16 Views,
11 Votes
,1.86 Score
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haha 11/28/2018
What do you call a dictionary on drugs? Addictionary.
0 Comments, 5 Views,
4 Votes
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haha 11/28/2018
What do you call a dictionary on drugs? Addictionary.
0 Comments, 7 Views,
5 Votes
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haha 11/28/2018
What do you call a dictionary on drugs? Addictionary.
1 Comments, 10 Views,
8 Votes
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haha 11/28/2018
What do you call a dictionary on drugs? Addictionary.
0 Comments, 5 Views,
4 Votes
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A man goes to a ... 11/28/2018
A Man goes to a and asks for a blow job. She says
it'll be $150. <br><br> He says "what can I get for $50?" <br><br>
"A penguin." <br><br> He didn't know what a penguin was, but it was a bargain.
He agrees and she pulls his pants and underwear to his ankles
and begins to blow him. After a few minutes without a word,
she stops what ...
0 Comments, 62 Views,
10 Votes
,1.79 Score
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Tuesday humor 11/27/2018
I finally quit drinking for good! <br><br>
<br><br>
now I only drink for evil!!! <br><br>
<br><br>
all I got lets have it
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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? 11/27/2018
Roberto
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Cows 11/26/2018
What do you call a cow with no legs? <br><br>
Ground beef <br><br>
<br><br>
What is a cow's favorite leisure activity? <br><br>
Moooovies <br><br>
<br><br>
What do you call a cow in the LaBrea tar pit? <br><br>
Steak tartar
0 Comments, 13 Views,
6 Votes
,1.66 Score
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3 11/25/2018
A night after tricks, three hookers who lived together
were sitting around having coffee and discussing the tricks
from the night before. The first one said " I had a fireman
the night before and the other two said "How could
you tell?" and she replies "That's easy
... his hose was over his shoulder and he smelt like like
smoke." The second one said "I had a ...
0 Comments, 54 Views,
6 Votes
,3.37 Score
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3 11/25/2018
A night after tricks, three hookers who lived together
were sitting around having coffee and discussing the tricks
from the night before. The first one said " I had a fireman
the night before and the other two said "How could
you tell?" and she replies "That's easy
... his hose was over his shoulder and he smelt like like
smoke." The second one said "I had a ...
0 Comments, 17 Views,
3 Votes
,3.43 Score
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stripper joke 11/25/2018
A boy goes to a strip club. His MOM gets angry Mom: Did you
see anything there that you were not supposed to see? BOY:
Yes, I saw dad! <br><br>
source: http://AdultFriendFinder.com
1 Comments, 11 Views,
2 Votes
,2.42 Score
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Why did the man keep throwing Monopoly Money at the stripper? 11/25/2018
Because she kept putting fake tits in his face!
1 Comments, 3 Views,
1 Votes
,1.10 Score
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Why did the man keep throwing Monopoly Money at the stripper? 11/25/2018
Because she kept putting fake tits in his face!
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Why did I post this article? 11/24/2018
just like many of you.. to get some points
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