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humor 8/9/2018
how do ya tell a snowman apart from a snow woman? snowballs.
2 Comments, 10 Views,
7 Votes
,2.28 Score
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Wrong A\/\swer ! 8/9/2018
A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But, being -day, instead of going home, he stayed out
the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending
his entire check. When he finally appeared at home, Sunday night, he was confronted
by a very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours
with a tirade befitting his actions. Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to ...
2 Comments, 67 Views,
11 Votes
,3.54 Score
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Not All Is As It Appear*z ~ 8/9/2018
Farmer Brown goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster
for his Henhouse. The cocky young rooster walks over to the rooster and
says: "OK, fellow, time to retire."
The rooster says: "You can't handle all
these chickens, look what it did to !" The young rooster replies: "Now don't give a hassle about this
man. It's time ...
0 Comments, 48 Views,
5 Votes
,3.80 Score
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Tree Hugg'in. 8/8/2018
While walking through Golden Gate Park in San Francisco,
a man came upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly
against the tree . Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what
the heck are you doing?" <br><br>
" listening to the music of the tree, "
the other man replied. "you've got to be kidding
." "No, would you like ...
1 Comments, 45 Views,
6 Votes
,2.23 Score
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I need some new jokes 8/7/2018
Anyone have some good jokes to share?
1 Comments, 3 Views,
2 Votes
,3.12 Score
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Hey whats up 8/6/2018
Just doing this for the points, so feel free to do the same!
1 Comments, 9 Views,
4 Votes
,3.25 Score
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points 8/6/2018
Points
1 Comments, 3 Views,
1 Votes
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monday 8/6/2018
ok who has the Monday pick me upper??? lets hear them
1 Comments, 4 Views,
2 Votes
,1.04 Score
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OLD JOKE 8/5/2018
What’s the difference between a and a drug dealer?
<br><br> A can wash her crack and sell it again.
1 Comments, 12 Views,
6 Votes
,1.37 Score
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Blonde 8/3/2018
You hear about the blonde that works at the M&M factory?
<br><br>
She got fired for throwing half of them away because they
said W&W.
1 Comments, 9 Views,
5 Votes
,2.49 Score
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monday 7/30/2018
Lets have them folks!!! need some laughter today for sure!!!
4 Comments, 6 Views,
2 Votes
,3.12 Score
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Who's down for points people! 7/27/2018
We all need points.
6 Comments, 26 Views,
11 Votes
,4.85 Score
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ha ha!!! 7/25/2018
A lady comes home from her doctor's appointment grinning
from ear to ear. Her husband asks, "Why are you so happy?"
The wife says, "The doctor told me that for a forty-five
year old woman, I have the breasts of a eighteen year old."
"Oh yeah?" quipped her husband, "What
did he say about your forty-five year old ass?" She
said, "Your name never came ...
3 Comments, 40 Views,
16 Votes
,5.63 Score
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Traveling Salesman's Car Breaks Down 7/25/2018
While on the road in the country a door to door salesman had
car trouble and walked to a nearby farmhouse for help. He
got to the door as night was falling on that dark and stormy
night. <br><br> "You can stay the night here, " the old farmer
said, "but you'll have to stay in one of my daughters
bedrooms." <br><br> The first came down she wore ...
1 Comments, 71 Views,
10 Votes
,3.78 Score
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789 7/18/2018
Why was six afraid of seven? <br><br>
Seven was a registered six offender.
2 Comments, 11 Views,
6 Votes
,3.93 Score
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789 7/18/2018
Why was six afraid of seven? <br><br>
Seven was a registered six offender.
1 Comments, 6 Views,
4 Votes
,3.63 Score
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789 7/18/2018
Why was six afraid of seven? <br><br>
Seven was a registered six offender.
1 Comments, 4 Views,
2 Votes
,3.81 Score
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yachting!!! 7/18/2018
A man joins a soccer team and his new teammates inform him,
"At your first team dinner as the new guy, you will
have to give us a talk about sex." The evening arrives
and he gives a detailed, humorous account of his sex life.
When he got home, his wife asked how the evening went and
not wanting to lie, but also not wanting to explain exactly
what happened, he said, "Oh, I had to ...
2 Comments, 52 Views,
7 Votes
,3.80 Score
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skiers!! 7/17/2018
Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough
rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night,
the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild,
vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left
wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream,
too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's
funny, I dreamed I was ...
0 Comments, 28 Views,
9 Votes
,3.64 Score
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parents!!! 7/17/2018
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when
her walks in. “Mother, where do babies come
from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well
dear, and fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.”
The looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That
means the puts his penis in the ’s vagina. That’s how ...
1 Comments, 44 Views,
7 Votes
,4.57 Score
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jokes 7/16/2018
Monday fun day anyone? anyone got a goos joke? lets lighten
up the day.
1 Comments, 4 Views,
2 Votes
,1.04 Score
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lol 7/13/2018
A piece of string walks into a bar and orders a drink. The
bartender looks at him and says, "We don't serve
string here." So the string goes outside, twists
himself up a bit, kind of roughs up his ends and walks back
into the bar and orders a drink. The bartender looks at him
and says, "Aren't you that little piece of string
that was in here a few minutes ago?" The ...
2 Comments, 37 Views,
6 Votes
,3.37 Score
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riddle 7/13/2018
Why can you never hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
<br><br>
<br><br>
<br><br>
<br><br>
Because the pee is silent.
2 Comments, 10 Views,
4 Votes
,2.47 Score
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Pope's new camera 7/13/2018
A tourist couple is visiting the Vaticant and sneaks into
the Papal Garden. They spot the Pope and start taking photos,
just as he jerks off and cums. But then he spots the tourists.
Horrified, he says I must have tham camera, as those photos
can't get out. The tourists say $2, 000 and you can
have it. Those Pope takes it , pays them, and places it on
his fireplace mantel. Later in the day ...
1 Comments, 40 Views,
2 Votes
,2.42 Score
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Does the bite? 7/12/2018
A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog. He asks
the shopkeeper, “Does your bite?” The shopkeeper says, “No, my does not bite.” The man tries to pet the and the bites him. “Ouch!”
He says, “I thought you said your does not bite!”
The shopkeeper replies, “That is not my dog!” <br><br>
from net   ...
0 Comments, 27 Views,
3 Votes
,1.47 Score
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Spelling 7/8/2018
Two Italian men get on a bus. <br><br>
They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The
lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her
attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say
the following: <br><br>
<br><br>
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together ...
1 Comments, 36 Views,
4 Votes
,4.02 Score
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Lil Johnny first grade 7/4/2018
The first grade teacher walks into class. She sees Johnny sitting there and holding his kitty cat.
She says Johnny why do you have your kitty cat at school?
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He says " I heard my daddy tell my momma he was gonna
eat that pussy when I goes to school"
0 Comments, 38 Views,
8 Votes
,3.94 Score
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So a Walks into a Bar 6/22/2018
A walks into a bar Th Bartender looks up and says Hey
Buddy Why the Long Face...
1 Comments, 25 Views,
7 Votes
,1.77 Score
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So a Walks into a Bar 6/22/2018
A walks into a bar, The Bartender looks up and says
Hey Buddy Why the Long Face...
0 Comments, 17 Views,
5 Votes
,1.51 Score
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What is the difference between a slut... 6/22/2018
and a bitch? The slut will have sex with you. <br><br>
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<br><br>
Disclaimer: Never called a woman either likely never will.
Just a joke.
1 Comments, 35 Views,
13 Votes
,3.14 Score
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