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lesbians 12/31/2018
what do you call two lesbians in a closet? <br><br>
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a licker cabinet!!!! lol
1 Comments, 17 Views,
10 Votes
,2.39 Score
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Jokes 12/28/2018
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the school? <br><br>
It's ok, he woke up.
1 Comments, 15 Views,
4 Votes
,2.08 Score
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scotch 12/28/2018
"So Amy married a Scotchman. How does he treat her?"
"reluctantly."
2 Comments, 26 Views,
11 Votes
,2.05 Score
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Eavesdropping 12/27/2018
In my early 20s, I began dating this girl. We went to her house,
one thing lead to another, and we began to have our first
sex times together. It was a hot summer day in a shitty apartment
with no AC. All the doors and windows were open. We were going
at it, and that's when I quite happily found out she
was a screamer. It was intense and passionate; we lost ourselves
in each other... About ...
1 Comments, 80 Views,
12 Votes
,3.51 Score
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More dirty jokes 12/27/2018
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist?
<br><br>
You can negotiate with a terrorist. <br><br>
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What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? <br><br>
Hold on to your nuts, this ain’t no ordinary blowjob.
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A couple walking in the ...
1 Comments, 35 Views,
7 Votes
,5.08 Score
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Who's the Boob? 12/25/2018
A man named Mike went over to his friend's house and
rang the bell. His friend's wife, Nora, answered the
door. <br><br>
"Hi, is Tony home?" he asked her. <br><br>
"No, he went to the store." <br><br>
"Well, you mind if I wait?" <br><br>
"No, come on in." <br><br>
They sat down and shortly ...
3 Comments, 59 Views,
11 Votes
,3.73 Score
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Santa Claus 12/24/2018
He loves gardening - always going Hoe hoe hoe
2 Comments, 20 Views,
10 Votes
,2.79 Score
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Party Games 12/22/2018
One Monday morning a mailman is walking the neighborhood
on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes, he
noticed that both cars were in the driveway. His wonder
was cut short by Bob, the homeowner, coming out with a load
of empty beer and liquor bottles. "Wow Bob, looks
like you guys had one hell of a party last night, "
the mailman comments. <br><br>
Bob in ...
2 Comments, 68 Views,
9 Votes
,2.57 Score
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How you waft a towel 12/22/2018
6. A husband and wife are having issues in the bedroom, the
man has no issues but the woman can’t reach an orgasm,
she tells her husband it is because she gets too warm. <br><br>
After going to see a specialist, he recommended that they
have a constant supply of cool air in the bedroom, so the
man asks his best friend to waft a towel whilst him and his
wife make love. ...
1 Comments, 52 Views,
8 Votes
,2.78 Score
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Three sisters decided to get married! 12/20/2018
Three sisters decided to get married on the same day to save
their parents the expense of separate weddings. As a further
step to reduce the price tag, the three sisters resolved to spend their honeymoon night at home. Later
that night, their mother couldn’t sleep, so she went to the kitchen for a cup of tea. On her way, she tiptoed
by her oldest ’s bedroom and heard her screaming. The mother ...
2 Comments, 49 Views,
13 Votes
,3.14 Score
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What some need 12/20/2018
points  it would seem
1 Comments, 12 Views,
4 Votes
,2.86 Score
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HORNY OLD LADIES 12/19/2018
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing
nothing. One old lady turns to the other and asks, "Do
you still get horny?" <br><br>
The other replies, "Oh sure I do." <br><br>
The first old lady asks, "What do you do about it?"
<br><br>
The second old lady replies, "I suck a lifesaver."
<br><br> ...
1 Comments, 67 Views,
13 Votes
,2.81 Score
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20 funny sex jokes 12/19/2018
1. What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A guy will actually search for a golf ball. <br><br>
2. What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
Beat it. We’re closed. <br><br> 3. Why was the guitar teacher arrested? For fingering a
minor. <br><br> 4. What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used conms?
One’s a Goodyear. The ...
1 Comments, 33 Views,
7 Votes
,4.06 Score
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Got a pair of shoes.. 12/17/2018
Got a pair of shoes from my drug dealer.. I don't know what he laced them with.. But I have been trippin ever since!
1 Comments, 17 Views,
11 Votes
,3.35 Score
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Female Surgery 12/17/2018
A sexually active middle-aged woman informed her plastic
surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size
because, over the they have become loose and floppy.
Out of embarrassment, she insisted that the surgery be
kept secret and, of course, the surgeon agreed. <br><br>
Awakening from the anesthesia, she found 3 roses carefully
placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she ...
2 Comments, 53 Views,
4 Votes
,2.08 Score
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a Sure bet 12/16/2018
Leeanne "Is your new friend rich?" <br><br>
Alys"Rich!, Why, say, that man is one of biggest machine
gun salesmen in Chicago"
2 Comments, 29 Views,
7 Votes
,4.57 Score
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doing it for the points 12/14/2018
points point points points
1 Comments, 10 Views,
7 Votes
,2.79 Score
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Penalty for bigamy 12/9/2018
One of the witticisms of Lord Moosey of Ridgeburg was his
answer to a distinguished counsel who asked what the heaviest
penalty for bigamy was. "Two mother-in- laws" Moosey said promptly
.
3 Comments, 27 Views,
10 Votes
,3.19 Score
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Haha be careful when asking for someones number! 12/7/2018
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex!
Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" <br><br>
I said, "Wow!" <br><br>
Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
5 Comments, 36 Views,
12 Votes
,4.39 Score
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Ponts 12/3/2018
They came and scored over n over again
2 Comments, 13 Views,
8 Votes
,1.62 Score
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Marriage Counsler 11/30/2018
After 35 of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling.
When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade
listing every problem they had ever had in the they
had been married. On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness,
loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire
laundry list of unmet needs she had endured. Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient ...
3 Comments, 130 Views,
23 Votes
,4.76 Score
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haha 11/28/2018
What do you call a dictionary on drugs? Addictionary.
1 Comments, 10 Views,
8 Votes
,2.55 Score
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stripper joke 11/25/2018
A boy goes to a strip club. His MOM gets angry Mom: Did you
see anything there that you were not supposed to see? BOY:
Yes, I saw dad! <br><br>
source: http://AdultFriendFinder.com
1 Comments, 11 Views,
2 Votes
,2.42 Score
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Why did the man keep throwing Monopoly Money at the stripper? 11/25/2018
Because she kept putting fake tits in his face!
1 Comments, 3 Views,
1 Votes
,1.10 Score
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Startling Sex 11/19/2018
A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so
he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what could
he do to cure his problem ... <br><br>
In response the doctor said, "When you feel like you
are getting ready to ejaculate try startling yourself."
That same day the man went to the store and bought himself
a starter pistol. All excited to try this ...
1 Comments, 61 Views,
10 Votes
,3.39 Score
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Fun 11/16/2018
Does anyone find fun times on here more then 1 out of 10? Lots
of flakes
2 Comments, 16 Views,
8 Votes
,1.16 Score
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Why married women are heavier than single women 11/12/2018
Q. Why are married women heavier than single women? <br><br>
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A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge
and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in
bed and go to the fridge... lol
0 Comments, 28 Views,
15 Votes
,3.74 Score
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Nuns at the Hospital 11/12/2018
A man suffered a serious heart attack and had bypass surgery.
He awakened to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic
hospital. As he was recovering, a nun asked how he was going
to the bill. He replied, in a raspy voice, "No health
insurance." The nun asked if he had money in the bank.
He replied, "No money in the bank." The nun asked,
"Do you have a relative who ...
0 Comments, 95 Views,
15 Votes
,4.05 Score
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genie 11/12/2018
Two Men were out fishing when one decides to have a smoke
He asks the other guy if he has a lighter He replies “Yes
I do!” and hands the other a 10 inch long BIC lighter Surprised
the guy asks “Where did you get this?” The guy replies
“Oh I have a personal genie.” The first man asks “Can
I make a wish? ” Sure says the other man “Just make sure
that you speak clearly cause he is ...
1 Comments, 57 Views,
10 Votes
,2.59 Score
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second opinion 11/12/2018
“A man and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast.
He shouted at her, “You aren’t so good in bed either!”
Then stormed off to work. By mid-morning, he decided he’d better make amends and
called home. “What took you so long to answer?” he asked.
“I was in bed, ” she replied. “What were you doing in bed this late?” “Getting a second opinion.”
1 Comments, 24 Views,
12 Votes
,2.09 Score
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