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the heart surgeon 11/13/2009
A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of
a Harley Davidson Motorcycle when he spotted a well-known
heart surgeon in his shop.
The surgeon was there waiting for the service manager to
come take a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across
the garage. "Hey Doc, can I ask you a question?"
The surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic
was ...
1 Comments, 22 Views,
1 Votes
,2.40 Score
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"change of life" 11/13/2009
A middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as she visited her
gynecologist.
"Come now, " coaxed the doctor, "you've
been seeing me for years! There's nothing you can't
tell me."
"This one's kind of strange..."
"Let me be the judge of that, " the doctor replied.
"Well, " she said, "yesterday I went
to the bathroom in the morning and heard a plink-plink-
plink in the ...
1 Comments, 44 Views,
0 Votes
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the purina diet 11/7/2009
A friend of mine has a big Labrador retriever. While I was
buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart for him, a woman
behind me in the check out line asked if it was for a dog (duh?).
On impulse, I told her no, I was starting The Purina Diet
again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd
ended up in the hospital last time. I'd lost 50 pounds
before I awakened in an intensive care ward ...
1 Comments, 31 Views,
1 Votes
,3.70 Score
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HMO's 11/1/2009
Three doctors are waiting in line to get into the pearly
gates. St. Peter walks out and asks the first one, "What
have you done to enter Heaven?" "I am a pediatrician and have brought thousands of
the Lord's babies into the world."
"Good enough to enter the gates, " replied
St. Peter and in he goes. The same question is asked of the
second doctor.
"I am a general practioner and ...
1 Comments, 20 Views,
1 Votes
,3.70 Score
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lost condom..... 11/1/2009
Here are some highlights of ER admissions to Chicago General
over the past year: - A 28-year old male was brought into the ER after an attempted
suicide. The man had swallowed several nitroglycerin
pills and a fifth of vodka. When asked about the bruises
about his head and chest he said that they were from him ramming
himself into the wall in an attempt to make the nitroglycerin
explode. ...
1 Comments, 63 Views,
1 Votes
,3.70 Score
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life,and how we should live it. 10/7/2009
ok, listen up.i have recently become sick.last year.then
within a year, i've gotten lots better. i will never fully recover.i will never rid my body of this
disease.i can only contain and be wise to the future. but out of the black and into the blue.....she came into
my life.3 months later i was diagnosed.she stayed.said
"no matter what!".3 months later i proposed.last
saturday we got married.and ...
4 Comments, 75 Views,
2 Votes
,4.50 Score
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That flash ! 10/2/2009
One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure
its worth watching. ...
1 Comments, 66 Views,
36 Votes
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Mental health ! 9/19/2009
I believe mental health just may be the most terrible
thing that can happen to people.
After seeing my mom pass away from Alzheimer's back
in 2001 it made me think a whole lot about people with mental
health issues of all kinds.
Mental health can put a tremendous burden on family and
friends with it weighing on their minds as to why and if maybe
they are to blame in some ...
5 Comments, 83 Views,
33 Votes
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general 9/13/2009
health is such a big issue these days, with so many people
overweight. my solution get rid of all fatty foods
4 Comments, 52 Views,
6 Votes
,2.23 Score
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Male Shaving 9/10/2009
What's the favorite way women like to see men be shaved?
Totally? just the balls? or some other way?
2 Comments, 225 Views,
9 Votes
,2.78 Score
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Ever miss someone so bad that it hurts? 9/2/2009
I have. And I wonder what it is that actually makes that happen?
7 Comments, 93 Views,
7 Votes
,2.79 Score
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hep c 8/18/2009
hello i have met a woman and we have become very good friends.
as of yet we have not had any sexual contact at all not even
kissed. she informed me she has hep c and understands if
i am not interested in her sexually. the thing is i am but
i am worried about what could happen. she claims i could
only get this if i come in contact with her blood. does anyone
here know about this disease??
1 Comments, 63 Views,
3 Votes
,2.94 Score
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A woman's secret ! 8/3/2009
A woman's secret of staying young is living honestly,
eating slowly and lying about her age. ...
4 Comments, 63 Views,
15 Votes
,2.37 Score
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PINEAPPLES!!!! 7/23/2009
Did you know, if you eat pineapples all day(s) long before
sex, your load will be larger then normal??
Yes it is true, you will have longer ropes and more for all!!
TRY IT!!
3 Comments, 108 Views,
8 Votes
,2.09 Score
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What tastes better spoiled girl or a fresh peach? 7/19/2009
Spoiled girl tastes better than a fresh fruit
8 Comments, 103 Views,
11 Votes
,4.66 Score
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Anyone get red dots when shaving down there? 7/17/2009
ive heard friends tell me that when they shave down there,
they get red dots and itching. personally i just trim, i dont shave, but i want to know if
its true, i want to shave and see if its more comfortable
or not
any techniques to prevent that rash/itching from not happening..thanks
alot !
6 Comments, 86 Views,
5 Votes
,3.14 Score
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Inspecting the Genitals 7/17/2009
all of us know usually to check out the genitals of our partners
before having sex to see if they're is anything weird
with them like a disease or something
how many do that though? thoughts?
2 Comments, 55 Views,
3 Votes
,2.45 Score
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urinary track infections 7/7/2009
Got a question for all you readers out there I believe I have
a urinary track infection but I'm not 100% positive.
can anyone shed some light on the matter as to how they feel
and what can be done to cure them?
Thanks
2 Comments, 102 Views,
5 Votes
,2.82 Score
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Life after death of spouses! Thank you AdultFriendFinder and it member 7/1/2009
I'd like to share how this site and members unknowingly
helped save what little sanity I had left in an otherwise
insane time in my life. After my wife of 21 years was killed
by a drunk driver, All my attention turned to my childern,
without allowing myself to show or feel any or as little
as possible emotion. About a year after her death and being
supported by the very best of frineds and ...
1 Comments, 49 Views,
6 Votes
,3.65 Score
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Resistance is Futile! 6/23/2009
Go ahead, revel in your chocolate dreams: Trying to suppress
thoughts of the tempting treat will actually cause you
to eat more of it, says a new study. James Erskine, PhD, of
England's University of Hertfordshire, instructed
67 women to either think about eating chocolate or banish
such thoughts. In tests that followed, those told to block
their desire ate the most of anyone. Avoidance doesn't ...
3 Comments, 29 Views,
3 Votes
,2.94 Score
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Getting a Six-pack 6/12/2009
Would you like a six-pack? Believe it or not everyone has
the ability to get shapely and sexy abs. Actually everyone
has abs but there is just a layer of fat on most people that
is blocking the muscles from appearing.
In order to get sexy abs , one needs to exercise and watch
what they eat. Running and jogging would stimulate the
muscles at the abdomen and reduce the layers of flab near ...
2 Comments, 92 Views,
3 Votes
,1.96 Score
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Sperm from two males in the same female 6/3/2009
Happy Mia Washington after having sex with two men, had
twins in 2008, who were only half brothers. Sperms of each
men, were hanging out, waiting in her reproductive tract,
until the egg was released. That proved that MFM is perfectly
natural. Sometimes sperms from two men deposited at the same time,
fight each other for an access to the egg. That proves that
Mother Nature predicted such ...
2 Comments, 157 Views,
9 Votes
,3.64 Score
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Health food's ass ! 6/2/2009
Forget them damn health foods. I need all the preservatives
I can get. I am 55 you know. Canned foods please!  ...
3 Comments, 47 Views,
11 Votes
,0.18 Score
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short health Q&A 5/19/2009
Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong
life; is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's
it... Don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears
out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you
live longer; that's like saying you can extend the
life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer?
Take a nap.
Q: ...
1 Comments, 12 Views,
3 Votes
,0.98 Score
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Breast Milk 5/11/2009
Is there any way other than pregnancy to make my breast lactate?
I have found that my husband loved it when i was pregnant
and was curious if i can my my girls leak for him, like on a
temporary basis. Over the counter, herbs or something.
5 Comments, 206 Views,
3 Votes
,2.45 Score
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Aneros Prostate Stimulator 5/6/2009
Oh my goodness. My husband and i found this article about
this thing. He researched it and found that prostate stimulation
is very healthy for males. We bought a aneros prostate stimulator
and followed instructions that were given. Let me tell
you one of the benefits is total emptying of the testicles,
well he came a quantity of semen that i have never seen before.
But prior to his orgasm pre-cum ...
2 Comments, 182 Views,
11 Votes
,4.85 Score
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P 90 X 5/4/2009
My wife and I watched the infomercial on P90X and said lets
try it. What a great system. We both do it together and the
results are great. The time dedication is the only hard
part. We recommend it to anyone.
7 Comments, 99 Views,
7 Votes
,3.04 Score
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Vegetarian Or not? 5/3/2009
Is it healthier to be a vegetarian and find another way (NO
NOT SUCKING DICK) to replace the protien in your life or
is it better to stay eating meat? Just curious....
11 Comments, 124 Views,
16 Votes
,2.98 Score
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Any Time Home Facials 4/28/2009
You don't have to save the joys of pampering your self
on special occasions. We can simply set aside time to pamper,
renew and recharge ourselves on regular basis.
Our skin is an honest mirror to our inner health, beauty
and well being. If we indulge in great deal of unhealthy
food, it shows first on our skin. Wholesome eating and drinking
plenty of water with adequate dose of exercise ...
1 Comments, 102 Views,
3 Votes
,3.43 Score
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Lord have mercy ! 4/16/2009
How do you tell that you have a high sperm count?
Your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows....
6 Comments, 86 Views,
28 Votes
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