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Orion77979 33 M
2  Articles
Movin' On Up   6/7/2010

Do you ever wish you were the boss? Are you ready to prove yourself to the higher-ups?

For a long time I mistakenly put my best efforts into my jobs, hoping that by doing my best and showing I cared, I would not only feel personally satisfied, but I would also draw positive attention from the bosses and increase my opportunities for better money and more responsibility. Unfortunately, ...


0 Comments, 19 Views, 0 Votes
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
Old and young wise !   5/27/2010

You don't get to be old by being no fool.

A lot of young wise men and women are deader than a mackerel.
...


2 Comments, 33 Views, 10 Votes ,0.60 Score
Many woman ask the question - What do men want?   5/24/2010

Seriously.. guys what do you want out of a relashionship?

Best answer i came up with: A fulfilling, healthy, happy relationship.

Simple enough...

Here are the top 5 answers ___________________________ 1. Men want a fun and exciting companion.

2. Men want great sex (consistent, frequent, and passionate lovemaking score high with men).

3. Men want to ...


3 Comments, 111 Views, 6 Votes ,2.80 Score
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
Angry !   5/21/2010

Sometimes when a person is angry they may have the right to be angry, but that doesn't give them the right to be cruel....


3 Comments, 57 Views, 14 Votes ,0.74 Score
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
Money !   5/21/2010

Money is a lousy way of keeping score....


2 Comments, 43 Views, 13 Votes ,1.47 Score
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
Heroes !   5/21/2010

Heroes are the people who do what has to be done when it needs to be done, regardless of the consequences....


3 Comments, 42 Views, 10 Votes ,0.60 Score
shycaliman 53 M
10  Articles
A rip off site   5/17/2010

Well I went and did a smart thing for once...I went and checked out to see if a site was legit....and NO IT WASN'T. The site I refer to is onlinedatesafe+. Their only purpose is go get you hooked up onto different sites without your knowledge and without giving you enough time to cancel the memberships. I had come across it once or twice before but never did sign up for it. Now I am ...


0 Comments, 70 Views, 5 Votes ,4.45 Score
rm_tazmantenn 74 M
2172  Articles
Household Tip   5/16/2010

Absolutely Brilliant Household Tip

Always keep several get well cards on the mantle.. So if unexpected guests arrive, They will think you've been sick and unable to clean.


1 Comments, 30 Views, 2 Votes ,1.73 Score
WTF   5/14/2010

I would just like to say thank you to all the dozens of men and groups of men in my area that think Im hot and would like to give me a good fucking time.

HOWEVER, Why is that I haven't Had ONE female in my area look at my profile, much less message me. I admit there have been a good number of couples wink at me but that is it NO MESSAGES, from them either, Seriously I know math, there ...


2 Comments, 119 Views, 3 Votes ,1.47 Score
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
Some days !   5/13/2010

Some days all you can do is smile and wait for some kind soul to come and pull your ass out of the bind you've gotten yourself into. ...


5 Comments, 50 Views, 14 Votes ,1.38 Score
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
Grudge !   5/12/2010

It doesn't take a very big person to carry a grudge....


2 Comments, 45 Views, 13 Votes ,0.79 Score
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
Lawyers !   5/10/2010

99 % of lawyers give the rest a bad name. ...


4 Comments, 40 Views, 18 Votes ,1.35 Score
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
Barack Obama jokes !   5/10/2010

Q: What's the main problem with Barack Obama jokes?

A: His followers don't think they're funny, and everyone else doesn't think they're jokes.
...


4 Comments, 67 Views, 17 Votes ,1.57 Score
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
Life is short !   5/10/2010

Life is short ! Forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably, and never regret anything that made you smile. ...


3 Comments, 35 Views, 18 Votes ,0.81 Score
mytoy4u 53 M
2  Articles
how to last longer   5/7/2010

ok some women i last a long time & some i simply dont, im not sure if its because some moan more & that makes it happen faster or not, anyway my question is how does a guy get to be sure he can last longer & not feel he may look stupid in the bedroom with a new woman?


4 Comments, 130 Views, 7 Votes ,2.79 Score
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
Traffic Camera!   5/3/2010

A man was driving when he saw the flash of a traffic camera. He figured that his picture had been taken for exceeding the speed limit, even though he knew that he was not speeding.

Just to be sure, he went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but again the camera flashed. Now he began to think that this was quite funny, so he drove even slower as he ...


2 Comments, 78 Views, 17 Votes ,1.43 Score
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
Sucess !   5/1/2010

SUCCESS is;

1. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

2. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
...


2 Comments, 39 Views, 16 Votes ,1.66 Score
PVKCouple 50 C
3  Articles
Couples who are looking for a female partner...your experiences using AdultFriendFinder   5/1/2010

Hoping to hear from some couples that have had some experience with using this site to meet women to actually meet/join you for friendship and more. We have only been a part of this site for maybe 6 weeks now and we are starting to wonder what kind of success rate other couples have had. So far our success (or lack thereof) has been limited to:

1) People who express genuine interest ...


5 Comments, 80 Views, 1 Votes ,3.70 Score
rm_ghotboy 40 M
4  Articles
how to start   4/30/2010

STep one- sit together and see in her eyes see her lips then start from talking some word about her body or beuity how hot she is after that hold her hand then play with her boobs ask her what she want how she want u, inside her from back or from frount enjoy


1 Comments, 41 Views, 2 Votes ,3.81 Score
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
Aging !   4/28/2010

One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is a helluva fucking change from being young.


3 Comments, 63 Views, 24 Votes
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
That's right ! !   4/27/2010

Never miss a good chance to shut up....


5 Comments, 89 Views, 29 Votes
tommygun198212 35 T
0  Articles
Crossdressing- First step Out!   4/27/2010

let me share my experiences on how I am able to freely going out in full femme form.

#1. First and foremost, tell yourself this:

"No one would reconize you!" - However, if you are seen with something that will associate you with your regular self, e.g. driving your car, chances are they will. - Conclusion - As an initial step, disassociate your femme self with your regular ...


3 Comments, 271 Views, 8 Votes ,5.80 Score
Approaching a Woman at the Club to ask for a Dance   4/24/2010

I wanted to get some advice as to the proper way to approach a woman at a club for a Dance?

My approach, which I think is non-pressuring or rude, but mature. As a side note, I'm not the type to grab a woman's ass to get here attention.

"Hi, I'm sorry to bother you. My name is X, and I was wondering if you would like to dance?"

The responses I have received are... 1) I ...


3 Comments, 29 Views, 2 Votes ,1.73 Score
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
GARDEN SNAKES CAN BE DANGEROUS!   4/17/2010

Read why !

Snakes also known as Garter Snakes (Thamnophissirtalis) can be dangerous. Yes, grass snakes, not rattlesnakes. Here's why.

A couple in Sweetwater, Texas, had a lot of potted plants. During a recent cold spell, the wife was bringing a lot of them indoors to protect them from a possible freeze.

It turned out that a little green garden grass snake was hidden ...


7 Comments, 117 Views, 24 Votes ,0.29 Score
Older men---Younger women   4/14/2010

...just wondered how many of the stories posted in various places here (Erotic, etc.) are real or daydream fantasies when they relate to older men (e.g., 60s) and younger women (20s-30s).

Admittedly older men are very attracted to young women, but I have difficulty seeing a younger woman actually being attracted to an older man for sex.

I am an older, attractive male, and seem ...


4 Comments, 131 Views, 5 Votes ,3.47 Score
Leela1978 45 F
12  Articles
Djinn of Alladin   4/13/2010

The house was full of relatives and guests. Celebrations had started a full week ahead of my marriage. Regular dancing, singing and music sessions were held by girls and ladies with much glee. This also provided a cheerful platform for gossip as also an occasion for elders to share their experiences and tender advice. Fresh henna paste had been applied to my hands and feet in beautiful floral ...


4 Comments, 158 Views, 7 Votes ,2.79 Score
rm_swf2323 49 M
1  Article
Online Dating: Social Skills 101   4/10/2010

After the n-th initial e-m thread which fizzled nearly before they got started I felt compelled to write about online social skills.

Note this is written from a guy's perspective...

Think about what happens if you're in a place where singles are expecting to meet other singles (a bar if you will).

Typical pattern is: Guy checks out girl, girl checks out guy, guy asks ...


2 Comments, 57 Views, 2 Votes ,1.73 Score
SirDashing 34 M
12  Articles
D/s BDSM   4/5/2010

Years back, I used to send out little email 'NewBie' info packs to people getting into or thinking about D/s.. I used to send out 'NewBie' info packs back in My local BBS and later AOhelL days.. Thought I'd share it.. I updated it slightly.. But please share your thoughts as well... So here.. without further ado.. My D/s thoughts..

D/s...

Deliverance / slavery?? No.. ...


1 Comments, 78 Views, 3 Votes ,3.43 Score
rm_tazmantenn 74 M
2172  Articles
Discovery Announcement   4/4/2010

~ The densest element in the known Universe has been found!

Pelosium: A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named Pelosium. Pelosium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 223 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311. These particles are held together ...


4 Comments, 42 Views, 3 Votes ,3.43 Score
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
Get a second opinion!   3/31/2010

The doctor said, 'Joe, the good news is I can cure your blinding headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles.'

Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to ...


4 Comments, 104 Views, 42 Votes